Chuck Norris can beat an eleven-year-old in a fight.

Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

why did the painter cry? he didnt have any paint left...

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Why wasn't the child swimming? It drowned

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Knock knock. Come in.

What do a a pickle and a rabbit have in common? They are both green...except the rabbit

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

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What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? While Beethoven enjoyed many different varieties of fruit, he found strawberries the most appealing.

What did the black man say to the Mexican? What a fine day it is!

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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