- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

What did the three bears say when rhey discovered goldilocks? Nothing. They mauled her to death.

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

How do you confuse a black man? Paint him white.

When do scientologists go to church? When they are done looking at porn.

why did the child go to hospital with 52 broken bones,lung and kidney failure,heart disease and cut off penis. because his mum threw a fridge at mikeanator_27

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

What did the person say to the person about to run into the tree? Watch out for that tree!

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

What's green and has wheels? A bus. I lied about the green.

your mama so dumb her iq point is below average

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

What do you do when you need shade? CALL RAYSEAN

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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