- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

What's worse than aids? Super aids.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Give a man a fire and he will be warm for the rest of the night. Set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What happened when the man rubbed the magical lamp? Nothing.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

Why did the mom go to jail? She committed infanticide. lol.

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

Penis-Pump

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

How do you make someone feel stupid? You throw a smart person at them

Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

What's brown and green and if it falls out of a tree on top of you, it will kill you? A pool table

What would Michael Jackson do if he saw a naked child alone in an alleyway? It is unknown, as he cannot be asked about this hypothetical scenario due to his passing in 2009.

The WNBA

I did your mom..... A favor..... By making you..... A sandwich...... With mustard.....

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Why did the lion go to the doctor? He was hungry for man flesh. -John R-

women's lacrosse.

Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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