how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Knock Knock Who's there? Bob Bob Who? Bob the human.........

Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a registered sex offender.

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

di you hear about the man that got his whole left side cut off? no well he died

Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple...

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

What's worst than failing your test? AIDS

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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