Knock, Knock. I have no door.

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Why didn't the girl make it to the other side of the road? A police officer stoped her because she was j-walking.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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Why did the black person got to Wal-mart? Wal-mart has relatively low prices

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Why did the blonde put lysol in the soup? to kill her husband

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what do lions and potatoes have in common? They each drive a sports car, wait neither the lion nor the potato drive a sports car. Sorry to waste your time with this joke that seemed to not really have a meaning or a clever punchline.

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

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Why did the man have trouble breathing after meeting the President? He had a collapsed lung.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

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the guy on tv right now isnt funny. i blame canada

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Want to hear a joke about my penis? Nevermind it's too long.

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knock knock who's there? a murder who? a murder who kills you and your family.

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Your mama's so fat that she has type 2 diabetes.

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What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

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Halo < COD

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When I'm sad I cut myself... another slice of cheesecake.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Tulips are red. My garden is on fire.

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The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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