- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

An Irish man willingly walks out of a bar

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

Did you hear about the couple that met in a revolving door? They died.

What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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who is lanky? Theo Kingdom

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