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Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

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If I had a dollar for every funny joke on this site... I would have quite a few dollars. I would't be rich, but I'd have enough money to pay for me and three friends to go see a movie. So I'm talking like $40-$55, give or take. However, do keep in mind that that cost does not include the purchase of any popcorn/food/beverages.

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

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Why was the crocodile depressed? It wasn't; given the primitive anatomy of the reptilian brain, modern biopsychoneurological evidence suggests that reptiles feel only basic emotions such as fear or anger.

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a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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What happen to the guy who didn't breathe A. He died

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What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

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What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

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Why is Alex Mann Fat? Because he doesnt eat healthy food.

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Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's alright now.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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