whats dead and gone your nanas cat

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Why did Sara fall off the swing? Because she got shot in the heart with a bolt action sniper rifle and died.

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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What did the man say when he turned on his car? AAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHH!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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what do gay people eat?? food

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what happens when you get ben roethlisberger, and a young college student? a very pleasant evening, helping ben cope with all the drama he has been in the past year leading him to the 2011 super bowl against the green bay packers.

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What's worse than a bee sting? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Women's Rights

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

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Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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Why was the black man running away from the cops? He was running a relay race.

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Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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A drunk man walks out of a bar, goes home and abuses his wife.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

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whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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whose better then Sarah, Georgia and ellie NO ONE!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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