What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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hi to the world fromthe world

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3 penguins meet each other in penguin #1's backyard for a pool party. The first penguin climbs up the steps of the water slide gets to the top, looks around and then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The second penguin climbs up the steps, looks around then slides down the slide *SPLASH* The third penguin hastily climbs the steps and slides down the slide radio -Soulbroker

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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, Jack sat on his candle, and burnt his ass.

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Why did little jennifer shit herself? Because she fell over.

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What did the apple say to the apple? Nothing, they're apples.

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A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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What is 2+2? 4!

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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whats funny ? not you i am telling the joke around here

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A man comes home early from work to find that his wife is in bed with another man, startled by his presence the wife quickly utters 'it's not what it looks like", the husband however, disregards this comment and later files for a divorce

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Wheelchair high jump

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

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whats brown? poop.

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A Muslim walks out of a bar... Because he doesn't drink alcohol

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Why was the school field trip cancelled? The Holocaust.

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This is not a joke.

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how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

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Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

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anti jokes

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how many moms can you fit in a bathtub? as many as you want

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what's red and blue? your heart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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