Kerry Katona becomes independent.

What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

Q: Why didnt the dinosaurs cross the road? A: Because theyre all dead.

women's rights

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

Why was the boy sad? He had just been in a terrible car accident in which he witnessed his entire family die painful, violent deaths and thus suffered from survivor's guilt. Also he dropped his ice cream.

how do you make a dog roll over you kill it

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Nipples+poop= good stuff. Hellllll yeaaahhhh

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

This is probably how President Obama proposed to his wife. "I don't wanna be Obama self"

Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Why did sally fall off the wings? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there NOT SALLY HAHAHAHA LOVE YOU JK

why wouldn't the boy shake his teachers hand? his abusive father cut it off with an axe when he was a child

A Banana wrote this...

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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