- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

Nobody cares.

Why did the Mexican guy run to the hospital? Because it was faster than walking.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

What did the cripple kid get for Christmas? Cancer. You know what he got the next the next Christmas? Nothing he died.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

Christopher Walken to a bar.

what do you call a little girl next to a mexican? a rape victim.

Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

I like my women like I like my coffee Without a penis

Knock Knock Who's there? The visitor is deaf and therefore does not have the ability to respond.

Whats worse than the holocaust? Being a jew in the Holocaust.

What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

What did the cab driver say to the duck who wanted a ride in the cab? Get out of the cab.

Waseem is not a funny guy!

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