A Frenchman an Italian and an American were setting in a bar drinking and talking. The Frenchman said he made love to his wife five times last night. She said if I died she would never get married again. The Italian said said he made love to his wife ten times last night and that she said if he ever died she would kill her self. They asked the American how many times he made love to his wife last night. He said I'm a widower. She died in the 9/11 attacks.

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Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

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Friends are a lot like snow You pee on them, they disappear

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What's the difference between red paint and blue paint? One looks like blood and is used a lot in restaurants. The other is blue.

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whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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verry nice how mUCH?

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What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

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Did you know it is impossible to say "Good eye might" and not sound Australian...

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

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Q: What's the quickest way to a woman's heart? A: Through her ribcage.

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What is green and red all over? The Hulk's Penis in a blender

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A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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motley crew

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Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a strip club. They then realised that they are religious leaders and set an example for their respective religious communities and shouldn't be in a strip club and leave.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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Why doesn't Bella like airplanes? Because her family crashed in one....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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