A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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What's the difference between a duck? An armchair because the vest has no sleeves.

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Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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The bird is not the word.... Its two

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How does a blonde restart her computer? Seriously, you guys, I need help. I'm not a very technological person.

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A married man, just realizes that his wife is cheating on him while he's away. But just to make sure, he goes into a spy shop to look for a camera to look in on his wife while he's not there. so he goes up to the shop keeper and asks " do you have any video camera's that record in on any place in a house?" the shop keeper says no and the man walks out of the store.

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

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Why did Frank go to the doctor? He had a bad case of the ebeyjeebes.

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It smells like triangles in here.

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Q: What's big, brown, and smell like crap? A: Turd.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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Why do women have boobs? So they can feed their newborn children without paying for expensive formula

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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What did the sea say to the sand? Nothing, he just waved.

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knock knock who's there Alec Baldwin I just raped your children ..........

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What"s the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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why cant Joey jump for joy? beacause hes dead

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What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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