- Anti Joke

What time is it when grandpa sits ontop of a telephone pole and throws pineapples at people? Time to go to a nursing home

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

More mindfuck "government hypnosis edition": What can doctors possibly do in order for you to wait enough for them to come to help you? They call you "their PATIENT!" Moral: So be patient and wait, oh thee brainwashed.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to a bin lorry

Q;what do you call a fish with two knees and personally HANDS out JOBS A: a blowfish

Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: She got hit in the face with an axe

What did Death say to Life? "Look, I respect that you waited till after I broke up with Sandy to ask her out, but it's still a little akward for me, so although there are no hard feelings, it's probably better if we keep our distance from each other for awhile."

What do you call a black person with food stamps? A freeloader.

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Here is a joke for you: minecraft -blarg

Why didn't Timothy wish his dad a Happy Father's Day? His dad died yesterday in a car accident.

A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

whats worse than stubbing your toe? being gang raped and then killed

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was it true for sure? It was on wikipedia.

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

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Why did Helen Keller cross the road? To end her misery.