- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

What's small, cold, and lifeless? A dead baby.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

Two robots walk into a bar, just kidding, they have Polio.

roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

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