What do you call an alligator in a vest? An amphibious mammal wearing clothes. Why would you ask me that.

Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Why couldn't the basketball player jump anymore? Because he broke his back.

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

knock. knock. whos there? BOWLING SHOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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What's black and hangs from my tree? A black man. I am a racist.

What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Wats a joke?

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

What is the unltimate Jewish dilemma? Free pork

A man walks into a bar. He orders a drink and then he sits down to enjoy his evening.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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