What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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bitches be crafty.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What did the camera man say when the actor took off his pants? Why did you take off your pants?

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Trees are like friends. They both fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Hey i just met you and this is crazy Get in the van

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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If yesterday was friday, today is saturday, what day is it tomorrow? sunday

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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