- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man working for Bank of America? A successful individual.

Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

A guy walks into a bar and orders a water because he's the designated driver

How do you kill a black guy With a gun

A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a fish.

Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Oh. So his name's Brandon.

Your mom is so old so will die soon.

Why was the dog barking? No idea.

A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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