- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

Why cant Jesus play rugby? Cause he's nailed to a cross

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

What is brown and sticky? Poop

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

How do you turn a broken skateboard into a gleaming Rolls Royce? With magic.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Q: What do you give a woman with everything? Nothing. You own nothing to give.

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Comedy.

Niki Minaj's ass

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

i died. new product by steve jobs. also presenting icoffin, and next year icoffin 2. slightly slimmer with a lock button to keep zombies out.

Why do you go to a black mans yardsale? To buy something cheap. Why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? Because it is illegal.

"Doctor," I said while poking my head, "My head hurts!" I poked my knee. "My knee hurts, too!" Then I tried touching my arm. "OW! So does my arm!" I even tried poking my teeth. "OUCH! Even my teeth hurt! What will I do Doctor?" "That's easy," said the Doctor, "I'll fix your finger right away."

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Jim: Knock, knock? Tom: Who's there? Jim: You're. Tom: You're who? Jim: You're a retard. ............................ Tom: You're mean, like a hobbit...

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

If a plane crashes on the border of America and Canada, where do you bury the survivors? Somewhere discreet where no one will find them

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