How do you kill a fashion icon? First make sure their blonde and stupid like most. then take a barstool preferably or what ever is closest then........ WACK HER IN THE EMPTY SPOT WHERE HER BRAIN SHOULD BE.

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how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

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What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

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A young Asian boy got a B on his test. He went home an showed his parents even though he was nervous of their reaction. They told him that a B was a good grade and put it on the fridge. After that he began to gradually flunk each class one by one because of his parent's inability to push him to be better. He is now homeless and an alcoholic.

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How do you upset a builder? Kill all his family.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs being pulled behind a boat? A: Skip.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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You know you have no friends when you write anti-jokes. [M]

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A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

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shirt and blue, i call this one snow white, to score and seven years a jo, six samurai kageki, coral, 50 piece, specific frame, whats with that one, amy, hoption, smell my butt, smell my balls, smell my fart, smell my poop, urgay, one swipe, maestrostalfos, imdesiringyourhair, i call this one the cinderella story if you HAAAAAAAAAA know what i mean, paul are you ok?

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how do you kill a zombie? Zombies arent real.

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A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

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Why did Superman stop collecting stones? Did he ever? Moral: Yes but his kryptonite collection seemed to slow him down at times... until he stopped...

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What is long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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How did the blond become a lawyer? She didnt. After many years of collage and studying, she broke down and quit, and became a stripper.

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What's the difference between a duck and a belt? One floats in water and I don't remember the rest but you are a whore.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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Steve Jobs didn't die. He went to go set up iCLOUD.

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What do you call 2 tigers, a zebra, and a walrus? A small zoo full of 4 animals

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what is big and white? the moon

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monkey sponge

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knock knock who's there?

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Anti Joke

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