Guess who didn't have breakfast this morning? Kids in Africa

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

Q: What did Mr. Spock say when Captain Kirk was raping him? A: "Ouch! Ouch! Captain, this is so illogical!"

What's fast and white ? A chicken after you hit it going 100mph

Q: What did one car say to another? A: Nothing. Cars can't speak.

Bird jokes are not funny! Crow up!

What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? No one knows he hasn't been able to open his presents yet.

Whats very large and produces alot of seamen. The US navy

What is black but also yellow? A song.

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

Oh no! I forgot the milk!

What does Osama Bin Laden and the typical Western man have in common? Extensively modern pornography collections.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

What time is the dentist appointment? Time for you to get a watch

Q: whats worse than getting aids? A: Giving your mom aids.

Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

Teacher:What is the outer layer of a tree? Dog:Bark. Teacher: What is the square root of 69? Dog:8.30662386

What walks like a duck, talks like a duck, but doesn't look like a duck? A horse named Quackie

Q: What is the difference between a black man and a Park bench? A: A park bench is an inanimate object.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your boobss.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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