Nobody knows why she swallowed the fly, she probably won't die.

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I like pom

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

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Why did the man drink the milk? Because he was a baby.

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

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why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

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did you hear about the guy who lost his left arm and left leg? hes all right now

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What's the difference between a pancake? They both taste good with jam

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A man walked into a bar, he was extremely short sighted, after this occurence he decided to phone up the opticians to get some glasses.

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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How do you stop 5 black guys from raping a girl? You call the proper authorities. Don't try to be a hero.

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How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

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What do you call a guy who makes jokes about a girl being in the kitchen? Single.

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how many rapists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

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