- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

Why did John fall off the tree? We were throwing rocks at him.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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whats worse than your computer crashing? your plane crashing...twice

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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What did the dog say to his owner? Nothing, dogs do not have mouths that are shaped for forming words. Talking would require too many complex movements of the mouth, and since a dog's brain is very small, it would not have the capacity to hold that much information.

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

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Roses are gray Violets are gray I am color blind

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Q:What did the furry say to the other? A: Probably nothing, cant be easy speaking with a dick in your mouth...

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

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