- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

women outside of the kitchen

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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