- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

women outside of the kitchen

a person smokes weed... and gets high

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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