How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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How do you wake up your snoring friend? Cut his feet off.

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Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

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why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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Why did the girl jump? Because she was on a trampoline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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A man walks into a bar. He then meets some friends and has a rather enjoyable night.

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Welcome To Facebook

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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What do the holocaust and 9/11 have in common? They were both terrible tragedies that people will look back upon in sadness for years.

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a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

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Bloody kids ...

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Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

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If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

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What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

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Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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