YOUR MOM JOKES ARE SO OLD because the last time i herd a ur mom joke i fell off my dinosaur...

Waiter! What's this fly doing in my soup? It isn't doing anything, sir. It's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. I didn't ask him.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

We didnt star the fire ...........

Gays

Laugh.

Q: What happens when two feminists try to chanbe a lightbulb? A: That's not funny.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

What did the little boy do when he dropped his ice cream? Acted very mature and requested another one from his mother

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

Wanna hear a joke? Obamacare.

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

what is the hardest part of eating a vegetable? the wheelchair

knock knock? whos there? eatmop. eatmopwho? HAHAHAH EAT MY POO

As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

How do you leave a gay guy in suspense? How? ......................

five high school freshmen get into a car on a Friday.They are too busy looking forward to the weekend that they speed into oncoming traffic and all die in a horrible collision.

Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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