i'm not gay

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The cow says MOO. Until you shoot it.

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

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A seal walks into a club...and is taken in custody by animal control due to the club having a no animal policy.

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

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obama

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Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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How do you confuse a person from France? By screaming in english at the sky while pionting at him.

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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kyle dosnt eat dick...

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Black People.

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. *gasp* what a weird dream.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

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What's the difference between anti jokes and Charlie Sheen? Nothing. Their both stupid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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