A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I threatened to throw a fridge at it

knock knock who's there? Barbra Streisand Barbra Streisand who? Barbra? Streisand whoo oo oooo oo oo oo ooo ooo!

Romney 2012

What do you call a Mexican man in prison? A prison officer.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting your nipple ripped off by a pair of pliers

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Why did the seal get confused when a spider tried to high five him? Because spiders have eight legs.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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