A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Why is an elephant large, grey and wrinkled? Because if it was small, round and smooth it would be an aspirin.

Why did the black man fail math? He had missed many classes due to his mother's terminal cancer.

What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

What did the cop say to the people watching the house fire? All right nothing to see here jokes over

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

viki has 10 penises around her she eats 8 of them what does viki have? viki has AIDS

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

What's more addicting than a good book? Meth

Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Jared Gough is a slut

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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