Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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women outside of the kitchen

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

How do you baby sit a black child? Entertain him with stimulating games to help with his cognitive growth.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Your momma is so old, she has lived a wonderful, long life and witness a lot of human achievement.

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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