Whats the worse than dieing of cancer, dieing alone and having AIDS

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.....

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What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

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Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, the face like yours belongs to the zoo. Please don't be sad, 'cos I'll be there too.. Not in the cage but laughing at you!

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Q) why did jimmy kick the bucket. A) Because his dad is an alcoholic and Beats him to the point of near death, so He takes his anger out by kicking anatomit Objects such as a bucket.

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A man attempts to sign in to PlayStation Network... And succeeds, proceeding to enjoy the console's numerous award winning exclusive titles such as LittleBigPlanet and Uncharted 2, along with utilizing the system's Blu Ray capabilities and playing with his friends online in an absolutely free network, on what many consider to be the superior console to the Xbox 360.

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Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

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haha, you're an orphan

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what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What's better than a worm in your apple? No worms in your apple.

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How many cows can you fit in a field? It depends on how big your field is.

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What did the man get when he found a genie in a lamp? The rest of his life in an asylum for schizophrenia.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did the girl fall off the swings? Because she has no arms Why can't she get back up? Because she has no legs Why won't anyone help her up? Because she's a woman.

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Q:What is a black guy running with an iPod in his hand? A: A person who enjoys to listen to music while running.

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Why did the addict choke himself with a trash bag? His family couldn't afford a funeral and it was the quickest way to disappear.

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What's the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods? Santa is a jolly Christmas figure that delivers presents to children and Tiger Woods is a professional golfer.

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Roses are red Violets are red Trees are red Shrubs are red HOLY SHIT! MY YARD IS ON FIRE!

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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