What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb 500 , 1 to hold the lightbulb, 499 to spin the house

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

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What do you call a black guy who flies an airplane? A pilot, you racist.

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What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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what did the women say when she found out that superman was clark kent. i know that you are superman clark kent.

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How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

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Three men are walking on a beach when they find a lamp. They rub it, and a genie comes out. It tells them that they each get one wish, and to choose wisely. They each decide to discuss what to wish for with their wives. Their wives take them to a local hospital, where they receive treatment for hallucinations.

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What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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Why couldn't the duck get his driver's license? Well, it was a duck and as far as we're concerned they don't have thumbs or arms and are therefore incapable of driving.

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wanna hear a joke? asians with t i t s

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Why does your mother not love you anymore? Because she was in a tragic car accident 5 years ago and is now deceased and is therefore incapable of love.

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What did the clock say? The time.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Why did the girl go to the hospital? Her brother dared her to jump off the second story roof of their house...

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Knock knock What

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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