What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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SOPA gets passed and shuts down anti-joke because KFC claims the picture of the anti-joke chicken

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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What do you call 200 black men jumping from a plane? Night

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Why did the homeless man cross the road? The soup kitchen has just reopened after months of rebuilding from a fire. He was very hungry.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

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How do you wake up your friend in a reasonable manor? you beat the shit out of him

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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How is it called a black man piloting a plane? Pilot, you racist!

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A man was driving five penguins across the Croatian-Serbian border. He was a penguin smuggler.

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what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

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Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down.

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Why is 6 afriad of 7? because 7 killed 8 with a pistol and is now on a killing spree.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

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What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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