What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin getting crushed by a sledgehammer.

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Do you want to hear the best joke ever? Me too!

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Whats funny about ISIS? Nothing, you asshole, its terrifying.

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Why did jack fall down the hill ? Because Jill pushed him.

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How do you kill a 6'5 black man in a dark alley? Stab him 3 times in the appendix with a 12 inch blade.

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

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A blonde walks into a bar She said, agh that hurt

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So a disabled man walks into a bar...

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? His dad had just died in a freak accident on the boat. He was going to the funeral that day. Life as a pirate isn't at all as it seems. Little Jimmy the pirate, had nothing. He had no family. His mother dead already, his sister and brother refusing to speak to him because he ran off to be a pirate with his father. Clearly, he had no idea what he was getting into, because his father was gone. What was he to do now? He had no one to go to. The ship mates were all either completly insane or never sober. That very night, Jimmy took the pistol off the ship captian and shot himself point blank in the head. Little Jimmy is in a better place now. With his mother and father. In a place where he cant be harmed any more. I miss you Jim <3. ~ Jack Sullivan

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Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

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What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

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What is Helen Keller's dogs name? She had fish.

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Gadaffi

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Why was danielle so fat? She can't help her bad genetics

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I see London, I see France, I am in an airplane on my way to Europe.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you punch-her-face

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

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What happened to the little boys house? It burned down. How did the boy die? In the fire.

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Why are we on a roof? Becuse some idiot gave us all roofies.

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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Biggest lie ever told... Mrs. Beiber, its a boy.

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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