- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

women outside of the kitchen

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

What's worse than stubbing your toe? playing spin the bottle with your mom

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

What's the difference between a red Ferrari and a pile of deal babies? The red Ferrari is not in my garage right now.

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

how do u make a sausage roll push it down a hill

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

feces

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Have you seen Helen Keller's back porch? Neither did she.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

Dead babies and disabled kids. Jews, mexicans and black people. Hitler and prostitutes. Sex sex sex sex sex.

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