- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there?

what is big and white? the moon

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

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the real mccoy

Why did the tomato blush? Because it began to ripen.

Don't you spell Pewdiepies name like "Pewdipie" than Pew-die-pie? Like who wants to kill a pie?

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

If your canoe is stuck in a tree, in the middle of august, with no headlights, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A: None, snakes dont have armpits :D

What did the dog do when it raised its leg? It peed.

-How old are you, Dick? -I'm 30 centimeters old

What did the joke writer with A.D.D say refrigerator

A blonde is running for her life and sees a sign that says "GO LEFT TO SURVIVE". She goes right and she survives.

there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

An Hispanic married couple walked into a popular restaurant. The waiter arrived at their table and asked what they would like to eat. The husband ordered a steak and his wife ordered a salad. They both enjoyed their food, payed the bill and happily walked out of the restaurant.

S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

This is not a joke.

Q: What do you call a man driving a van with a bunch of stuff in the back that doesn't belong to him? A: A delivery man

kyle dosnt eat dick...

Q: why are black people so good at basketball? A: because the can shoot and steal:)

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What did the snake say to the rat?

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