- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Why did the bartender cry when a construction worker ordered a Jack and Coke? His son Jack had run away five years ago to sell cocaine; his father hadn't seen him since.

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The penn state football administration

chuck norris's tears cure cancer, to bad chuck norris never cries

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

What do u call a guy makin dinner? Gay.

What's black and tasteless? either herpes or a redheads soul

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Why did the white man kill the black man? Because he was a racist that didn't care much for black people or their ways.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

I have adhd theref- hey look a dandelion

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

Aladdin found a rusty old lamp at the foot of a mountain. He rubbed it and the Ginnie had died after the long drop from the cliff

Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

Q: What do you get when you cross and owl with a bungie cord? A: My ass

Girls

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

Whats yellow pink and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? Oh were you expecting an answer here, if i knew the answer i wouldn't have asked a question.

why did the nazi eat the jew? He didn't

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

Why can't Abraham Lincoln lie? Because he is dead.

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