- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his Ice cream? He had no arms(:

Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

How did the kid drop his ice he got hit by a train Griffin Cholette

*knock knock "there's a door bell"

What do you get when you cross a Mexican, a black guy and an octopus? I don't know but I don't like it.

Does it not sound kinda fun to keep slapping someone that always turns the other cheek?

knock knock. Who's there? Jehovah's witness. Door Locks

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Q: what's red and goes up and down? A: a tomato in an elevator

roses is red violet is blue i will smack you

Why we in a Falln tank!!!? Be cause the plane exploded!!!!!!!

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

What do you call a black guy with a fan? An African American male Homo Sapien who is most likely hot and sweaty and is probably trying to create cold air and then reduce how hot they are likely reducing the sweat glands natural instict to create ameliorate of sweat and then make him feel better.

Whats worse than blue balls? Green Balls.

Yourrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr soo uglyyyyyy

Why are black guys good at basketball? Hard work and determination.

What's dead? Your mum.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

Why didn't the skeleton go to th party? Because he was dead.

What's worse than missing Taco Tuesday? Your whole family dying in a car crash.

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