If there's a clown in a blender, how do you get him out? Tostitos.

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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A disabled man runs into a bar. He notices he's not disabled and realizes his mother lied to him his whole life.

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Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal.

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What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

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Why did Riley cross the road? A: I lied he started to then proceeded to get hit by a bus filled with children causing them all to be scarred for life.

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Why did Michael Jackson go to McDonald's? Because he was hungry.

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

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A kraut walks out of a synagogue with no one dead

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i love huge wieners.

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how do you get a taco? Buy one!

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Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

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Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

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A woman walked into a bar at least that is what she tells her friends about how she got a blackeye.

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A guy and a girl look at a dog licking his crotch and the guy utters "damn I wish I could do that" The girl says: I can totally do that! "really? prove it" the guy says. The girl walks towards the dog and says "you just need to pet him so he don't bite you"

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Mr. Burns sex scandal.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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What do you do with dead chemists? You carefully place their remnants in a casket, which is to be placed in a precisely dug hole. Once the casket is placed, you put a gravestone into the ground, signifying the chemists' date of birth and death.

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how many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? one and a ladder

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What's the difference between Justin Bieber and a gay guy? They're both gay

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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