Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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A man goes to a doctor to check about an itch on his testicles. Turns out it was just a rash and is promptly prescribed medication and it clears up in a week.

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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Roses are red, Sometimes they're thorny, When I'm around you, I get kind of Horny

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yo momma so fat that she's fat

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Why did Susie fall off the swing - because she had no arms Knock Knock Who is it Not Susie

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the Farmer had treated the Chicken and the rest of his family with great distaste, thus angering the Chicken to the point of rebellion against the Farmer with hopes of inspiring the other abused farm animals to act likewise.

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what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

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Do you have liquid tape? No ( But he really did)

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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yo mamas so fat she weighs a lot.

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Why was John sad? His parents were murdered.

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what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

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I raped someone in my basement... ...Just Kidding!... ...I dont have a basement

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What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

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knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

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What's big, and fat? Well, duh an elephant.

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Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

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