It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Why didn't the pharmacist set up his business in the jungle? Because setting up a pharmacy in the jungle is not a viable business option.

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

what ya call e dong withb eyes peeneyes

What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? KFC was on the other side

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

A man walked into a bar. It hurt.

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

Dave: Say "game" ten times fast Bud: Game, game, game, game, gay ma, gay ma, I'm gay, I'm gay, I'm gay

Why did the woman cross the road? She didn't. They are no roads in the kitchen.

An eyeball walks into a bar and the bartender asks him what he would like. The bartender promptly wakes up in jail because he was caught having a meth lab in his basement.

What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

What is small, black, and loved by children? An oreo.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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