- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Ask me if I'm a peanut. Are you a peanut? Yes. Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No, I'm a peanut.

A man shaves at least 3 times a week, yet he has the longest beard in town, how is that possible? He shaves his head because he's embarrassed about his rampant and patchy balding.

a blond, brunette, and red head all walk out of a hair salon.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

whats the difference between colby and a high schooler? Colby hasn't matured yet

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

The 13th Amendment...

How many times does it take a blond to start a car? Usually once; however, the weather may have an impact how well the engine will spark.

what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

what's the difference between people and horses? people have two less legs.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a shark? One is a person and one is a fish. Other than that, not much at all.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

John has 38 candy bars. He eats 28. What does he have now? Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

your mom

How do you crash an airplane? By not knowing how to fly it.

How old is the old man? Probably how old he is

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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