You know what isn't funny? AIDS. You know what is? Brittany Spears with AIDS...

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

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That didn't hurt.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house red. Babies, especially dead ones cannot paint.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Does it matter?

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Why is amouse afraid of cheese? Because they usually die when they get it

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Why did Susie fall off her swing? She had no arms Nock nock Who's there? Not Susie.

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a blind guy walks past a fish market and exlaims.. "it smells like a fish market"

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(Knock Knock) Who's there? You were late paying your mortgage and now your house is being repossessed by the bank.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Chuck Norris Isn't That tuff if he was he would come to my house and slam my head in they keyboaredehfiu;qbg;qebnuighqije9qp8ubwrsijpa

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How do you kill a black guy With a gun

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Blonde Entrepeneurs

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy But I am pregnant And it's your baby

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What do you call a black man in an envelope? A tiny black man

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YOLO MAH BROLO

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

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Anti Joke

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