- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

A Mexican walks into an all white people bar. He then proceeds to buy rounds for everyone in the bar. Everyone thanks the mexican and everyone gets back to doing their own thing.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

a man walks into a bar he is promtly escorted out due to the fact that he wanted to kill the bars owner. The man got life in prison with no chance of parole. This mans name was Michael Myers.

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

A plane crashed. The pilot was some sort of food, like a loaf of bread or a salad. Neither of which can fly a plane or do much of anything-- like get a plane to move in the first place, let alone take off.

What did the Englishman say to the Irishman? "I am from England"

Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

Two girls walk into a bar. One ducks.

a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

A man walks into a bar, and he says, "ow,".

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Knock Knock. Who's there? The Gestapo.

A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

Yo mamas so fat.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

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