- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear made her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being herded into a slaughter house to be killed, then packaged and shipped out to restaurant venders all across the country.

why is liam baldy because his dad is too

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

How do you get a baby in a blender? Feet first so you can see the expression on it's face. How do you get it out ? Nacho chips!

Friends are like potatoes. If you eat them they die.

So, I was eating out this girl Until I tasted something like horse semen. So I looked up at her and said; " Ah grandma, so that's how you died ! ".

How do you make a fat kid cry? You hold an onion up to their face.

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What's the difference between a computer and a television?

whats worse than not getting what you want for christmas? a child melester

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What did the dog say to the dildo? Your rubber

how many prostitutes does it take to fix a lightbulb? it depends how much you pay them

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was making a suicide attempt.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Two guys walk into a bar, they are both alchoholics and beat their wives.

What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

What happened to the man that jump out of the airplane with no parachute? He landed on a baby and both died almost instantly. The authorities were called and they took care of the situation flawlessly.

Why didn't the little boy believe in Santa Clause? Because' he saw his parents putting presents under the tree, and saw his over weight father eat all the cookies.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitch-fork

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