3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

Take my wife- to the store.

Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Win and Beau have no friends

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

Why did the chicken cross the road? -because chickens have a free ability to walk and this chicken felt the urge to walk across the road. Why not?

Does this napkin chloroform?

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

What does Santa get for Christmas? Chikungunya Fever.

How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

This message is boring. There is no joke. There is no punchline. You can stop reading now.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

Knock knock Who's there? Not you

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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