- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

poo poo you you doo doo too too

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Segregation

A man and woman was sitting at a bar. The man bought the woman a roofied drink and she has never been seen again.

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

What does an Asian man, Black man, & a Hick all have in common with automatic weapons? The Asian is Vietnamese and fought in the Nam, The Black guy lives in the ghetto and was shot in a drive by, and the hick and his best friend got drunk and shot each other in the foot.

What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

What does ms colot like to eat? Pants

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

When life gives you lemons you get sugar and water and make some good lemonaide.

Q: What do AIDS and rape have in common? A: If you play guard for the Lakers, neither will affect you.

Ok, I'll go ask someone else.

Man is hit by a falling tree his friend immediately responds "Got Wood" the man is now paraplegic

roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

Your mother is a man.

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