- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

According to astronomy, when you wish upon a star, you're actually a few million years late. That star is dead. Just like your dreams.

Friend: I hope you burn in hell -.- Me: I hope you step on a leggo in the dark Friend: gasp take that back

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

What do you call: A black person, A white person, A mexican, A Jew, And an athiest? Whatever their names are!

Nobody cares.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

How do you stop a fire breathing dragon from breathing fire? Shove a hose down its throat.

What is the square root of 69? 8.30662386

Why was the boy sad? Because he wasn't happy!

Potato.

What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

What do you call six million jews? Dead.

I hate it when sentences don't end the way you expect them potato.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

Yo mama's so fat she couldn't ride on roller coasters with you in Disney world. Sometimes you wish you could share more fond memories with her.

How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it's face.

so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, animals can't talk.

who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

Q: Why didnt the irishman walk out of the bar? A: He died of severe alchoholism and had a heart attack and died istantly

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Why was the lemon not feeling well? Because it had lemon aids.

You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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