Q: What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question?

what did the train say to the other train choo chooo

what a filthy dirty mess also dirt

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

Q. On a scale of 1-100, how immature are you? A. 69.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Why could the girl climb out of the pool? She drowned

Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

How do you wake up Lady GAGA? A sludge hammer!

whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

What did pikachu say when his trainer was murdered? Pikachu.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

there were 2 sausages in a frying pan. One sausage says it sure is hot in here. The other one says WTF a talking sausage!

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

i want to eat a horse out jaffa cake

7

Whats 9 + 10? 19

Knock Knock Come in

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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