- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? Because he had uncontrollable muscle spasms.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

I do not like the fact that you are linked with the feds.

What did the Ethiopian get for christmas? Hepatitis B.

A woman should not be in the kitchen.

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Q. Why did the man fall off his bike? A. He was hit by a canoe.

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

A blind man walks into a bar with a guide dog in one hand and his girlfriend in the other. The bartender says "Nice dog." The blind man says "Thanks."

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So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

What does a Jew do when he sees a masked man at his door? He grabs a phone to alert the police and hides in his bedroom.

The World Record For Longest Game of Hide and Seek goes to... Binladin

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Dead Babies

what happened the magic tractor?..... it turned into a field

What did the clock say? The time.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

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