- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has been diagnosed with chronic insomnia.

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

What do you call someone allergic to water ? Waterproof

Type 17 diabetes. Hepatitis R. Pubic Lice. Just Pubic Lice.

When life gives you aids, make aids-aid.

What do you call one lawyer shot dead in the street? Ghandi.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

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Hey you wanna hear a joke? Sure! Well first, do you want part of my sandwich? No thanks.........Are you going to tell your joke? Joke? Um sure. I didn't know I was telling one. Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's. Would you like part of my sandwich?

What did the cow say to his friend? Moo.

A Japanese man walks into a bar, it collapses and then is demolished by a tsunami.

Why did the fat guy get a gun? Because he was tired of all the fat jokes...

Two Japanese men walked out of a bar. They drowned.

Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

What happens when you shoot chuck norris? he dies

A man walks into a bar, and orders a drink. He reaches into his back pocket, but cannot find his wallet. The man was pick pocketed by a skilled thief on his walk to the bar. The man quickly makes calls to cancel his credit cards and minimize the financial loss.

Do Minnesotans have accents? Oh ya, you betchya.

How do you find the richest person in Mexico? Google it!

What do you get when mix an orange with juice? Orange juice.

How do dinosaurs pay their bills? They don’t, dinosaurs don’t have a capital system.

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

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