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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did a boy drop his ice cream? The Holocaust.

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

A boy has enough money to buy an xbox and a game, but when he reaches the store he is no longer able to buy an xbox and a game, how is this possible? He didnt really have enough money to buy an xbox and a game.

whats faster than the speed of light? a jew with a coupon

Womens rights.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

What's chris benoit doing? Just hangin in the gym

Why did the man run? Because he was trying to get a gold medal for the 200m at the Olympics.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

2 women were sitting quietly

Why did Mary fail to consume her breakfatst? Because Suzy has a history of bi-polar disorder as well as anorexia.

Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

Why is Justin Bieber gay? He prefers the companionship of homosexual relationship to that of a heterosexual one.

What's the main reason for divorce? Marriage.

What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Take my wife- to the store.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

what did one mexican say to the other Hi.

3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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