The same girl who got cancer for christmas had a birthday soon after, as a present She got kimo...but it failed

What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

How do you make a bllind person cry? Slowly cut off their toes.

Why are black people afraid of chainsaws? Because chainsaws are potentially dangerous and could cause much harm if handled without prior knowledge of how to use them.

like a cammel, lewis stores his weed in his back

What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

How so you find out if a black woman is pregnant? Have her take a pregnancy test

You want to hear a joke? Democract

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

Whats better than winning gold at the special olympics? Not being retarded

That awkward moment when the moment is awkward.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

A black goes to college

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

Why did the rabbit like to wear shoes? It doesn't.

What did the father tell his son on his death bed? Nothing. He was hit by a car and was now a vegetable.

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

Incey-wincey Spider climbed up the water spout. Down came the rain and washed the spider out. Out came the sun and dried up all the rain. But sadly, the spider had drowned. [L]

What did the two eggs in the frying pan say to each other? Nothing, their eggs.

Q:why do bananas where sunscreen? A:beacause they peel!!haha

What did the black man do with the piece of bacon? He ate it.

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

Anti Joke

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