- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Because he thought it was a game.

What did the baby say to the banana? -- "mama!"

What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

What did the prostitute eat for lunch? Nothing because she was too busy performing oral sex for money.

Q: Where does charlie sheen shop? A: Winners

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

Whats worse than finding a black man in your bed? After you sleep with him, he tells you he has AIDS.

mat: whats 2+2? emma: how long we lasted

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

What do you call a car with no wheels or engine? Immobile

whats water and frozen? an ice cube

how do you take a shit in public? pull down your pants and push in public

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

sometimes josh roberts sees how many things he can get in his bumhole befor is starts to bleed.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Why was the pilot suspended from flight? He was the terrorist who caused 911. OUCHH

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? Nothing. It turns out it wasn't his wife, he was cheating on her with his mistress, the woman he was having sex with now, thus destroying their marriage.

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