If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

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What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is a bully. every day 7 ate 6's books and punches him. 6 would go to 9 but today 7 ate 9

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No. Yes.

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What Happened to the man with no arms? Nothing, he continued his life with his daily routine of using his feet to accomplish his goals that day.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Cancer

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What did the goat say to the other goat? They are poorly evolved animals and incable of speaking.

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Someone listens to an anti joke. They laugh.

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Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

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- Knock knock - Those knock jokes are getting old - Indeed. Scratch scratch - MY DOOR

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What Do You Call A Swimming Banana.. Nothing Bananas Are Inanimate Objects Therefore It Would Be Impossible For It Swim

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why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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What's the same between a plane a bird and a piece of celery? They all fly except the celery

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YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar and decide to have a drinking contest. Who won? The rabbi. The priest died of alcohol poisoning later that night.

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whats yellow sticky and smelly? I dont know i was asking you

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What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

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Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

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What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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