man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

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Your mum so fat, she died of a heart attack

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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What do you call a woman who loves sex and food? A fat wh0re.

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IF UR READING THIS EXPECTING A GOOD JOKE HERE GOES.... WHY DID THE CUP SAY HELLO GET IT ? I DONT

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

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Q: How do you fit 100 mexicans in a van? A: Its theoretically impossible.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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There are two gingerbread men in an oven and the one says " it's hot in here" the other says "holy crap it's a talking cookie!!!!!!!!"

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Q: Why did the man have no legs? A: He lost them when his humvee hit a roadside bomb during his last tour in Iraq.

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Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

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Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

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BWAT

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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marshal sterio had sex

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What has two eyes, two arms and two legs........ a woman who lost her baby to a miscarrage.

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An Englishman, an American, and an Australian walk into a bar. They speak English to each other.

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The Irish man was sober.

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Why did the blonde kill herself? She was diagnosed with major depression and was dealing with a lot of traumatic events in her life.

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why would you thank the KKK because they killed the president

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Q.whats the worlds funniest joke???? A.not this one this ones crap

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A man walks into a bar. Q: What's the apple doing on your head? A: Peach? It's not pear. It's banana.

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