What do you say the big head boy? Brush yo teeth

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What did the clock say? The time.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

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What is your favorite joke? I like bar jokes. Okay knock knock Who's there? A bartender A bartender who? A bartender walks into a bar but before he went through the door, he decided to knock on the door because this lame joke is so random.

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what's red and smells like water? Red food-coloured water.

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Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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Two cows are in a field one cow says moo the other cow say shit thats what i was gonna say

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind, and mute child get for his birthday? Nothing, his parents hate him.

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What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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Knock Knock? Who's there? Look in the peephole

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Yo mama so fat!... we are very concerned for her health.

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What did nike say to addidas? Hi

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, get in my bed so i can fu** you!

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan? Their last names.

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar, he relapses.

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What's naughty and rhymes with CORN? Naughty corn.

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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Enchilada

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Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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