What's the difference between your dog and your mother? Your dog doesn't think you're a disgrace to the family

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Roses are red, violets are blue, trains.

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What happened to the alligator who waled into a bar? He was killed and skinned by swamp hunters in Louisiana.

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What do you say if you see your TV floating in the middle of the night? I'm not sure, but I would probably have nightmares for a couple weeks.

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why did santa fall of the roof? Because the roof was slippery from the ice.

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

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tried to think of a great "anti-joke" not creative enough

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stop it ryan vallee

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Thank you for booking with Anti-Joke Travel Agency. Here is your trip itinerary: 1. Your toilet

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall?

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Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

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What do you call 4 black people at a kfc? A family sitting down for there evening meal

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B: Laro tayo . G: Anong laro ? B: Taguan . G: Bakit ngayon pa ? B: Because tonight will be the night that i will fall for you . G: Ulet ? B: Over again . G: Wag na ! B: Don't make me change my mind . G: Bukas na lang . B: I won't live to see another day . G: Weh ? Di nga ? B: I swear its true . G: Bakit kasi taguan pa ? B: Because a girl like you is impossible to find . G: Ano ? B: You're impossible to find . ? :)

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Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought the second one would have ducked.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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A really hot girl walks past 2 guys and the following conversation is produced... Guy1:damn! look at that ass! Guy2:yep I bet shit comes from that thing! When's the last time she had diarrhea?!

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D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

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whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings. whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 beestings

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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