What eats dicks for dinner and smells like he just licked an STD infested turtle? Jimmy

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What did the black person say when his white friend said "Nigga!"? "You know, I really don't get racist jokes like this."

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What do dead babies and trash both have in common? They're both in my dumpster.

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Why was the dog barking? No idea.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? KFC was closed.

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A rabbi walks into a bar mitzvah

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How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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joe diragi makes paul look straight

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Yo momma so hot she won a beauty contest and was later shot and killed by the jealous losers

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What's black and white and red all over? A mime that got hit by a train

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How its supposed to go: Knock knock Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mopwho? How my friend Cassidy did it: Knock knock Who's there? I eat my poo! Oh wait I screwed up.

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THere was three bees eating Honeynut cherrios one of them had a speech impediment.

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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Why did the ant cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

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Did you hear about the kid napping? They found his body in a ditch.

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Three people are stranded on an island. They are captured by a tribe of cannibal natives. The natives say " find 10 fruits of the same kind and bring them back" The first guy comes back with apples The natives say " shove them up your buttox without showing any sign of emotion" The firs guy gets to the second apple and then woos in pain the natives kill him The second guy comes back with blue berries he gets to the ninth berry and laughs. The natives kill him. The two guys are in heaven. The fist guy says " you could've survived why did you laugh?" the second guy replies," I saw the third guy coming back with pineapples"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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