whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing finding a worm in an apple is disgusting because worms are disgusting creature that shouldn't live in an apple

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What do you call a black airman? A pilot!

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What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

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two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

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Johan showering. . . AWK

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What's worse than finding a hair in your soup? Slavery.

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What's the best position to be in while being attacked by a bear? invisible

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What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

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No. Yes.

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Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

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Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Dick spice

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Why was the little boy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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On a scale of 1 to drunk how ten are you?

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A bus full of orphans falls off a cliff.

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Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Where did Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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Why did the zombie go to school? Zombies do not exist and certainly do not go to school.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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