your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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A dyslexic boy is writing an essay. Luckily, his disease is mild and he does not misspell anything.

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what glows blue and howls at the moon at midnight? I dont know but i had sex with your mother.

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Q: What do you call 10 black people in the ocean? A: A family having a good time on an exciting scuba diving tour.

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What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

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Why does Santa Claus not have children? Because he only comes once a year.

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You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Get in the van

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whats fluffy and pink? -pink fluff whats blue and fluffy? -pink fluff holding its breath.

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Q) How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) It shouldn't take more than one person to do this task, regardless of hair color.

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What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

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A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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What do you call Eric Torres A furnace magnet

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What do you call a bay that got run over by a train? Thomas

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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what do you call a martial arts instructor with a medical degree who's name is Richard? Craig... just kidding, Richard

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What's purple and eats rocks? Scientists are still looking into this question.

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What do men and women have in common? They're both respected members of society, besides women.

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Why was the baby crying? He saw a black guy

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One man says to another "Hey you have banana in your ears." The other man replies "I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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