Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Well, I have to go eat again "Axel Knight". See you around soon enough, just give me a call if you want me around... Hopefully I find a fucking telescope so I can read the code on the chip thingie... Damn I am hungry. See you around sugartits.

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Q: Whats worse than 8 babies in one bin? A: 1 babies in 8 bins

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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four people walk into a maze with a billion dollars in the middle.the people are santa clause, the easter bunny, a smart mexican, and a dumb mexican. Who gets the money. oviously the dumb mexican gets it. why you ask. because the other three are not real.

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A Tatooine moisture farmer, an old man, an astromech droid, and a potocol droid walk into a cantina at Mos Eisley Space Port. The bartender says, "Hey, we don't serve their kind here! Your droids will have to wait outside." The moisture farmer then says to his droids, "Why don't you wait out by the speeder, we don't want any trouble." The protocol droid replies, "I heartily agree, sir."

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Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

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Contrary to popular statement, "When life hands you lemons, make lemonade," you technically can't do this because of the need for water and sugar to make lemonade. Secondly, life can't technically hand you lemons because life isn't a physical thing that can hand you lemons. So really, you don't even have to worry about the second two ingredients.

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Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

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why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

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where do you get virgin wool from? ugly sheep.

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How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

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Hey i just F****d you, And this is crazy, Delete my number, And keep the baby!

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Why did the shark put on a dress? She was getting ready for prom.

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How do you spell Madeleine Mccann? I A N

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Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating

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what is yellow and cant swim? a bull doser what has 4 wheels and is green? grass, i lied about the wheels what is worse than finding a worm in ur apple? having cancer

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why are they called the melbourne storms? Because you turn 360 degrees and walk away

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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