What's the best thing to say to a deaf person? Nothing. They are hearing impaired and won't hear you.

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"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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If I lock you in a room and let a snake in under the door, what do you get? A problem.

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

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Q: What do you call a women with 2 bowling pins? A: A women with 2 bowling pins.

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what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

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What happened to truck full of watermelons careening down the hill? After panicking, the driver was able to gain composure, and shifting the truck into a lower gear, was able to deliver the track safely to the side of the road at the bottom of the ill, where he sat down alongside of the road under the shade of an apple tree, sucking on delicious watermelon.

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Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

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Why do women fake orgasms? Because they want to give men the impression that they have climaxed.

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Q: Why did the plane crash into a mountain? A: The pilot was a tomato.

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What is green and is a dub dub. A green dub dub.

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Your Mom

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A seal walks into a club. Do you like my new shoes?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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Once upon a time there was a girl who was going out with a boy 2 years older tan her. He was 16 and she was 14. Does it make him a pedo? cause everyone says he is.

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whats long and black? a baton

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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There's two men on a subway. One says "Hey, that's my sandwich.".

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Knock Knock It's Open!

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Whats funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costum

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What do you call a black guy in a prison? A warden. You racist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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