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"Media Zombies" Sounds like the Nero I remember.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

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Where's my tractor?

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What did the Catholic Priest do to the 9-year-old boy? He ate him. The priest was actually Jeffery Dahmer.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

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What do you call an amazing, funny, beautiful, nice, goreous, stunning girl? Adena Gabrysiak <3

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So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican guy walk into a bar. They are good interracial friends that like to put down some brewski's with eachother

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Get your coat, I've got a knife.

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Thanks

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Nice weather we're having.

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What do you call bad anti-jokes? Suckish comedy What do you call suckish comedy? Bad anti-jokes

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I had a joke about a tie, but it wasn't funny.

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what did the cheese say to the wall? nothing cheese can't talk.

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Q: why did a sanke have a rattle A: it was born wiith it

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What's worse than getting one of your hands cut off? Getting both of your hands cut off.

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What is white on top and black on bottom? Society

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Knock knock Whose there? Interrupting doctor Interr-- You have cancer.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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