Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Q. have you seen stevie wonders last album? A. neither has he.

Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

Women's rights.

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Why couldn't the kid get into the pirate movie? Tickets were sold out.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

How do you get a Virginia graduate off of your porch? Pay him for the pizza

Why doesn't Rosa Parks eat bacon? Because she's dead.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What did the doctor say when he lost his glasses? Where are my glasses?

if a cat is mean and a dogs a bitch then what do u call your wife? A MEAN ASS BITCH

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Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

cool story bro. tell it again. tell it at a party.

A red house is red. A blue house is blue. What color is the green house? Clear they are made of glass.

Q: What's black and blue and hates sex? A: The 8-year-old boy tied up in my garage.

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IM SEXY AND I KNOW IT Chrysanthemums are pretty but toads and people are damn to horny

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

What do you call girls that can run faster than me? Virgins

There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

What's worse then ten dead babies in a garbage can? Being the one who found them.

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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