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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

A man walks into the doctors and he says to the doctor 'my leg hurts when I poke it like this'. The doctor replies 'don't poke it like that then'.

Hey, are you 5? Ya I am 5 inches deep in your MOM!!

whats stupid and gay all of my friends

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Knock Knock! I have a door bell, you idiot!

How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

why was the boy's face burnt? a horrible accident involving a lighter and some hairspray

A friend asks his buddy, "Hey, what's your favorite color?" Buddy slowly turns his head and stares intensely at the only black person in the room and says," "White." Buddy has never been called racist.

What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

How do you push a blond off a cliff? Push here.

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What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

What did nike say to addidas? Hi

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

whats brown and smells like shit shit

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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