I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Why wasn't Fred invited to he party? Because he's been dead for five years

What do you call a guy who set's pancakes on fire? Mentally confused, and in need of a psychiatrist.

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

: Did you hear about the Polish Helicopter crash? The pilot and three passengers died.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

The world's smartest man walks into a bar. And he orders the best most reasonably priced drink.

What is funnier than a barrel full of clowns? The holocaust.

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What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

A black guy with his family.

Hey, you want to hear an anti-joke? yeah, sure. .....well, too bad!

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Why did the white man cry? Because his mistress, Shanghai, was threatening to tell his wife that they were in a relationship and, out of anger, he bashed Shanghai's head in and she is dead,

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didnt have arms

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

A gay kid and a group of his friends are at the park. Gay: hey can you do a cartwheel? Girl: helllll no! Gay: Are you straight? Girl: Yah? Gay: Im gay and i can do one.

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

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Sometimes I hope into bed and pretend I'm a carrot!!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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