Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

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(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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Q: When is the best date to walk out your door in New York? A: 9/11

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Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

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sarah taylor

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The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

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A woman should not be in the kitchen.

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A Psychologist said that I am a pessimist... Figures.

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Q: What did the latino kid get for christmas? A; Nothing because he died two days before

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What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

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if a green person is sitting on a green couch in his green room in his green house on his green lawn in his green town, what color is the sky? blue of course. while it is possibe to paint or make all things described in the above paragraph, you cannot paint the sky green because it is actually the color of light when the suns rays reflect on the water droplets within the ozone layer, thus forming the sky. the sky is not a tangible object, so therfore the paint would not be able to properly rest and dry onto the surface.

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what long hard and in a tight hole? a penis in a vagina

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Nikii manaj is 99.9% fake on her body

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What was the pirate movie rated? PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

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women playing football?

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I was visiting my grandad the other day and my phone died, I was really bored, he told me I rely too much on technology I replied with 'no you do' and Unplugged his life support

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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why?

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Anti Joke

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