Two gay men walked into a bar in a bigoted, small-minded town and were beaten to death with shoes.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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WHO LIVES IN A TIN SHACK THUMB MOUNTNORIS ALCATRAZ MAGHBARREY MUSTARD GAS MILK STAIN REGESTERED S.O SCREAMS MADELINN SBB OPERATION SBB FREE MEAT SANTA GREASE 590 ENGLISH FOLDER SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB SBB !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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What's the difference between Micheal Phelps and Adolf Hitler. Michael Phelps is an Olympic swimmer who has won many gold medals in the 2008 Olympics in swimming races and is considered to be one of the greatest swimmers ever. Adolf Hitler was a terrible man who was the leader of the Nazi party during the World Wars. He ordered to kill eight million Jews, causing what is called the Holocaust. He is considered one of the worst men in human history. Other immature people would say Micheal Phelps can finish races.

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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What's the difference between an orange? A bycicle you fool, a vest doens't have sleeves

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

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A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

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What did one mail box say to the other? NOTING! In-animate objects cannot speak...

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What's retarded and comes from Hulsberg? Roy Knubben

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Q: Why did the prostitute have no arms? A: Because she was an amputee.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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What did the guy say to the other guy? LOOK AT MY EYEBROWS!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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where do cows go on dates? the slaughter house

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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Yo mama's so ugly that the majority of people find her physically unattractive, but I hear her personality if great.

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How do you kill a cow while your carrying a gun Shoot him

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Why did Jesus and his friends get crucified? So they could sing: "Always look at the bright side of life" Moral: Monty Python?

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Anti Joke

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