Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

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Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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What's Brown and sticky? A stick!

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

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What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Where did the moon get its degree? Unfortunately, they haven't installed any colleges for planetary satellites yet.

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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whats 2+2? 4

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Roses are red Violets are blue Pump up the pasta You need bigger boobs

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hi my name is 50 cent my mom swallowd 2 quarters befor i was born dsthgiudghyudgfuawyg

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

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Roses are red violets are blue sugar is sweet and so are you, but the rose are wilted the violets are dead the sugar is lumpy and so is your head.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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I accidentally washed my white Labrador retriever with three red shirts and my Red Sox baseball cap. When I went to move the laundry, the dog was drowned.

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Why did the white comedian get booed off stage? Because his jokes were humorless and offensive.

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my namew is jd

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

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How did the black man get to work this morning? He didn't. He had been struggling with depression and finally this morning, he committed suicide.

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