- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

Guess how old my lil bro is...Well your wrong cause he's dead.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

What did George Washington say to his men before they crossed the Delaware? Get in the boat.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because it is very unsafe for blind individuals to operate motor vehicles.

women outside of the kitchen

Chuck Norris doesn't do pushups, his personal trainer designed a regiment for him that didn't involve them.

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

A lady with no legs walked..... never mind

knock knock.. who's there? ted? ted, who? STOP f***ing around, you got cancer!

A man walks into a bar. The other one ducks.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

its my money!, but i dont need it right away

How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

Why did the car stop. someone threw a cow at it.

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

A penguin walks into a bakery. The baker asks the penguin: What kind of bread would you like, brown or white? Penguins answers: Well, it doesn't really matter since I drove here.

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