- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind. Also, she's been dead for 43 years.

I'm off to my tank guys!

what's 2 + 2? i don't know that's why i'm asking you

What is worse than finding a worm in an apple? The Holocaust

Why did the bus drop a boy holding ice cream? Its driver was not paying full attention on the road and was sentenced 15 years for manslaughter.

What's red and hurts your teeth? A brick.

Guess what? Holocaust

whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I don't remember the rest of the joke but your mom's a whore.

Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

A muslim walked into a bar. Then he walked out because he had made a wrong turn.

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

Whats the best way to get a woman to sleep with you? Rape her

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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