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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jim and Dave walk into a bar. The bartender says, "what'll it be?" Dave is black.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

What do you call a prison inmate with no arms or legs? John. That's his name.

A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

What's worse than dropping your icecream? Slavery

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

A turkey and a ham walk into a room. The ham says to the turkey "You're a turkey." The turkey in response says, "Yeah, well you're a ham!" They both then get their heads chopped off, as the room they were in was a slaughterhouse.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

Hellooooo whos there? Its me fred Fred? A Canadian

How do you make a burns victim cry? You show them a mirror.

Black People.

A pussy walks into a bar and orders a drink, the bar keeper asks " why are you such a pussy!" The pussy then says, "it's not my fault I'm a cat!" before getting run over

Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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A Mormon walks into a bar.

A black man walks into a bar. It turns out he is a notorious serial killer and he procedes to violently murder everyone in the bar.

God is real

Why wasn't the rabbit elgible to vote? Because rabbits aren't human beings, and only humans are allowed to vote.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What's better than winning the special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

Knock Knock. Who's there? The IRS. You didn't pay your taxes so we have to take you to jail.

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