Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a homicidal maniac.

Why did the runner stop farting in the middle of his run? He ran out of gas.

a person smokes weed... and gets high

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

anti jokes aren't always funny on here

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

How do you get straight A's? Try really hard throughout the school year and when it comes to the exams study enough to ensure you understand all the material, but so so much as to compromise your sleeping pattern, and in turn, your performance on the day.

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Q:What did the hillbilly say when he lost his tractor? A: Where is my tractor

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

A seal walks into a club.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black

An elephant walks into a bar..what the hell

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Whats the worst part of having a Birthday on Feb. 29th? You only get facebook birthday wishes every 4 years.

Why did the Mexican put away the Marijuana? Because he was a Police Officer

how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in an oven.

You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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