- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Derpy Hooves is retarded.

I spilled Spot Remover on my dog. Now he is blind and has chemical burns all over his body.

Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

What did the kid say when you gave him a cookie? Thank you.

Hey, Texas! Knock knock Texas: Who's there? Ebola

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

How many dogs does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dogs do not have aposable thumbs therefore they cannot screw in light bulbs

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it was a rather hot day and his attention was momentarily directed towards something else.

Q: What did the man say before he was stabbed? A: "What are you gonna do, stab me?"

What has 3 legs? An abnormal human.

Why do they censor everything on here? Because * * * *.

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

How do you wake up lady gaga? Set an alarm for an appropriate time

Why can't Hellen Keller Drive? Because she's dead.

- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

A man sees a bum laughing. He asks the bum "Why are you laughing", at which point the bum replies "I'm a bum!"

I walked into a bar and it hurt because it was metal

I am on a escalator.

Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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