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Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

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What do you call a pregnant 8-year old? A poor reflection on our society

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verry nice how mUCH?

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what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

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Dear Chase. You are retarded Your jokes suck Violets are red jump off a bridge

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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A Girl Who was very close to er grandmother got a text from her mom who was very new to texting, she thought lol meant "Lots Of Love" wel it turns out the Girl's Grandmother Passed away Sunday Morning And the Mom sent the text to the girl saying " Your Grandmother Got hit by a truck and died lol" the Girl Killed Herself that night becasue Of her mom, LESSON LEARNED< LEARN HOW TO TEXT.

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A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

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What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There must have been something that peaked her interest.

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why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

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A man walks into a bar and says "ouch."

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What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

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Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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What's red and u drink it Koolaid

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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why was the boy so ugly, because he had downs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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