Why can't Sean slam dunk cos he has no arms -•#21

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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, a poor african child probably has nothing and is starving to death while you and Chuck debate on how to spend your five dollars.

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have you ever noticed that when geese are flying in a V, that one side is longer? Do you know why? no...why? There is more on one side

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Justin Beiber

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Knock knock Who's there? A ghost A ghost who?

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why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

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Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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Women's Rights.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

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How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

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Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

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Joay impistato is a fig

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What do you call a black man jumping off a bridge? Suicide.

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roses red violets blue my name chad i stupid

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A girl is on the phone with her boyfriend the boy friend has a rash the girl said put ointment on it ointment cures everything the boyfriend responded not cancer.

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Are you understanding any of this caboose? I think so, that guy is really a robot and you his boy friend so that makes you.................a gay robot. yes i am a gay robot. -_-

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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How do you save a black guy from drowning? You don't.

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My mother-in-law is so fat that I sometimes worry my wife will look just like her after she gives birth.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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An abortionist secretly fancies himself pro life, with reservations. Overwhelmed, and utterly fed up, with the burden of carrying on the family business, he aborts himself. Although he was only 46, his frail mother was nevertheless proud of his decision to succeed where she had failed 46 years ealier.

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why was the snowman so happy? because a child placed pieces of coal in a "u" shape on it.

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