- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. One says "I'll have H20", the other says "I'll have a beer." The first one is the one to drive them to their homes.

Two penguins are in a bathtub, one penguin asks the other "can you pass the soap?" the other penguin says "what do I look like? A toaster?"

Why didn't Jim go to the party? He wasn''t invited.

Why was Hellen Kellers leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

What did one baby say to the other? Nothing, they're both dead.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except it didn't work for the boy with ice cream.

why is santa so jolly? hes not hes a fictional character made up by our parents imagination

Hi my name is Jim

Q: what weighs 6 ounces sits in a tree and is very deadly? A: a sparrow with a machine gun

What happened when Chuck Norris tried to divide by zero? He found that he was not very good at math, and moved on to another joke concerning himself.

Why was the black man scared to leave his house? Because he saw a load of mutated zombies outside his door trying to kill him. However, he realised that this was not possible and was not scared anymore. He went outside but got hit by a fridge and died...

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

What's worse than a crying baby? A dead one...

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

Why did the black man cry? He had no rights.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

So this guy walks into a bar. As soon as he gets in, a drunk dude punches him in the face ! The dude was drunk enough to not know what he was doing, but still sober enough to hit the guy hard ! So the guy had a cerebral commotion and died 2 days later.

What do you call a whore? Kelsey cook duh

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you dirty racist.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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