- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Martha go after the explosion? Everywhere.

A Jew walks into a Furness

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

ask me if im a house are you a house? no

A white man and woman are married and the wife becomes pregnant. However, the wife has been having an affair with an African American man. The baby turns out to be white and so the woman was very fortunate or else the husband would have figured it out for sure.

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

Whats yellow and cant swim? a bulldozer

Bob and his family were looking forward to going to an all inclusive holiday to Spain. When they got on the plane, a bomb went off, causing Bob to realise that he was never going to see his family again, and that they were about to suffer a horrific, painful death.

Kesley Ioannou not shopping.

How did the blind man watch T.V? With the captions on.

Why did the kid start to cry? His parachute didn't open.

what do snozberries taste like? Lama

You know what they say about people with big feet.......... They wear big shoes.

Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

so there are two muffins in an oven. one muffin says to the other muffin, "hey is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin says, "holy sh*t your a talking muffin."

Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

Why was the black guy mad at the white guy? Duh, cause the black guy slapped the white guy.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he felt like it.

Why Oscar lives with elephants in a zoo ? Because he's an elephant.

Two men walk into a bar. You would have thought that the second one would have seen it.

What happens when you are a fat 37 year old virgin, with a small penis, poor bone structure, pale skin, a horrible personality, and no friends? You spend all night writing anti-jokes...will someone please like me?

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