why did the chicken cross the road? There was a depletion of its natrual habitat due to deforistation and it was searching for a new home.

What do Bear Grylls drink under breakfast? Tea.

Knock Knock... Who's there... .....................

black people

Two muffins are in an oven. It was a really small batch.

What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

What did the blonde do when she missed bus 40? She waited 30 minutes for it to come back around again.

Do you know what Chuck Norris does for a living? He's an actor, I also heard he's quite good with martial arts.

Did you here about the guy who kidnapped Liam Neeson's daughter? Well, he died

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

After a long romantic date with my girl friend I went home. Upon walking to my bathroom for a dootie i realize that I'm gay. So I break up with my girl friend and I am now in a wonderful relationship with Jose, He sell's sea shells at discount prices.

A blond, a brunnet and a read head all fall off a cliif, wich one did not die They all died you idiots

Why did the Chicken commit suicide Because he Ms. Reed

Q: Why is it sad that nobody was injured in a train crash? A: Because everyone died

A black guy and Hispanic guy jump off the Empire State Building at the EXACT same time. Who dies first? Who cares?!

Girls Basketball.

i saw your mom, i said hi

A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can't talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it's a bird of prey.

what did the white guy say to the mexican? mow my lawn asshole

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the voices told him to...

whats green and walks? A cabbage, cabbages dont walk

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