Why did the chicken cross the road? Because once it had inadvertently escaped the farm it was being kept on it was startled and with no concept of road and pavement happened to traverse a road, with no real motive.

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There are four worms walking in a straight line. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The fourth worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied!

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Question: What did one lesbian say to the other lesbian at the grocery store? Answer: Will that be paper or plastic?

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GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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Your mamma is so fat that she went on a diet.

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whats 2+2? 4

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Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

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why did the chicken cross the road? orange you glad I didn't say banana

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

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Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

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100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

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How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

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Why can't Hank drive? Hank is a stone.

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Roses are tits, Violets are tits, I love tits. Tits.

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How often does a black women poop? Every nine months.

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Farts smell bad!

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Why did the man have blood on his finger? Because he popped a pimple

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What number comes after 29? 30.

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A black man didn't walk into a bar

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Why did Billy want cancer? So he could be like his parents.

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Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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