Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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Your mom is so fat that she enjoys junk food regularly.

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Two kids walked into a bar. One jumped over it

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q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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- How can you call a person, who hasn't got a left eye, a left hand and a left leg? - All right.

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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Q: What's the difference between Bigfoot and an intelligent blonde? A: Whereas intelligent blondes are known to exist, most scientists discount the existence of Bigfoot and consider it to be a combination of folklore, misidentification, and hoax, rather than a living animal, in part because of the large numbers thought necessary to maintain a breeding population.

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Think about it: Is mexico REALLY full of: Lowrides in candy ass sparkly colors such as lip red that bounce, (manly color right? Yeah sure baggot) which contains a whole street war gang of members inside and at least twenty tons of COCAINA! ...But does not have a horn that plays "la cucaracha" Seriously, you say yes right? Hey look at this guy he said yes everybody, but ITS WROOOOOOONG CUCARACHA OR GTFO OF MEXICO! Yeah... Because Mexico is shit, id would be racist if Mexicans didn't agree...

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so there are two muffins. no wait there are three muffins in an oven. actually it was a toaster oven. and they were covered in butter. uuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhh cheese on toast anyone?

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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What did Batman say to Robin before the got into the Batmobile? - Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm dyslexic couldn't tell, could you?

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roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

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That's not what she said.

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A women president

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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There are two hippopotamus' in a pond cooling off from the hot day. One is named Nathaniel IV and the other Timothy. Timothy asks Nathaniel, "Nathaniel, what day is it today?" Nathaniel then replies," I believe it is Tuesday." Timothy is taken back then replies," How odd. I could've sworn it was Wednesday."

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how do you get a baby to stop swinging from a fan whack it with a shovel

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say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

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Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

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What do you call a Fish without the I? Astyanax mexicanus, or the Blind Cave variant of the Mexican tetra

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

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After the haitian revolution, Haiti lived happily ever after, Until god smited them with a devastating natural disaster

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Knock knock Who's there? 7. And if that's you in there, 6, you better start praying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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