Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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Your mom is so ugly she plans on using you college funds for getting plastic surgery

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Why did Martin go to school with no pants on? Because he had no legs.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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why do black people hate chainsaws? the noise they make- run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run nigga nigga

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms why did no one pick her up? she was an orphan why did she drown? puddle...

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your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

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How do you know if a Frenchman has been in your house? You could ask a neighbor, or check to see if anything has been missing, or set up a camera. There are actually many ways.

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A black man, a Jew, and a homosexual are at a bar together. They drink for a few hours, during which time they catch up with each other and share stories, as it has been some time since the three of them have seen each other. After they are done drinking, they call a friend, who comes to pick them up and take them home. What a fine example of drinking responsibly.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

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Im Jackson Sinclair and Me and Carter Weeks-69;)

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Fire extinguishers are sexy.

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How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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no

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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what do you say to someone acting like an idiot? hey, if you keep acting like an idiot im gunna hit you with a freakin bat , you stupid fubu!

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- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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