- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I went to the zoo yesterday. There was only one dog, it was a shitzu

Why didn't the lactose intolerant man get a drink at the bar? He was the designated driver.

Why can't Sally ride a bike? Because Sally's a fish.

Why do black people like Basketball so much? Because it is a sport participated world wide. They just happen to like it too.

if life gives you lemons...chuck them back and say i wanted muffins instead!!!!

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

Knock Knock Hows there Theres no time for this you have AIDS

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but I'm your stalker, welcome to my deserted warehouse.

Did you hear about Judith? she was hit by a bus!

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting on a bench? Nothing. Why would you harrass a guy with no arms and no legs.

What is the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Lamborghini I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... Nothing, because I'm single.

The mailman saw little Johnny sitting on the side of the street with an old coffee can Mailman: What do you have in that can there? Johnny: dog shit Mailman: what the fuck

What would you call the fatty cranial mass surrounding a malignant tumor? Ted Kennedy's Head.

Why did the depressed teenager die? Because he had cancer.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

a guy walked into a bar and said "ow!"

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