What starts with 's' and ends in 'ex'? S.e.x -XH

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

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What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

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So there was this Afghan with a backpack on a train... he was going to work.

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

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What did timmy fall off the swings? He had no arms

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The road was Catholic, and it couldn't cross itself.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Why do women hate getting shot? They die.

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uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

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a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

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What's black and makes me food? A microwave.

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Anti-joke.

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