Call or text this number and say whatever 863-670-1547 or you can mail things to his house 252 village crest court lakeland florida 33809

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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You know what is funny about r.ape? Nothing. It's horror

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because its coop was on fire.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

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How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? Probably just one.

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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Why did Thomas miss school? Because he was sick

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A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

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What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

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Bloody kids ...

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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What did the homeless man get for his birthday. Nothing. Get it: He lived a life along with a giant family and on christmas eve 2012 he broke his kneecap and was in the E.R. He got out of the hospital on christmas only to come home to find a burning house; his house. Every member in his family died except for him as they were all in the house when it caught on fire. The house completely burnt and crumbled, and that is why he is homeless.

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Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

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womens rights

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What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

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Why was 6 afriad of 7? Because 7 is a rapist.

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Me: Hey, Johnny! Do you see that Tree? Johnny: No. Me: Neither do I.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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