It was nice knowing you Erron, it really was.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

What is the funny thing about suicide? nothing...

Its true, he didnt write that!!

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

How do u shit With ur ass

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Why did the baby die? I killed it.

Do you want to hear an anti joke? No.

A young man spent his summer as an intern at a school. He eventually became a real estate agent but it was a pretty cool experience.

How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

how do you fall off a building? you trip.

Snooki want smoosh smoosh

What did the left nut say to the right nut? Nothing

as i unscrewed my belly button and suddenly my butt fell off

why do they call it history? Women didn't do shit

Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

Why did the fat kid break his leg? He got hit by a car

roses are red violets are blue i have alzheimers roses are red

Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

Ring. Ring. Hello? Hey, It's Sean Oh hi! How are you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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