Black people. They are so kind.

Justin Bieber walks into a bar. <>

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas ? Because sadly his father is an alcoholic and cant support him nor his family.

Student: This guy is bothering me! Teacher: And you expect me to do something about it?

Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

Roses are red my name is Dave this poem makes no sense, micorwave

Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

Your mother is so fat, that the doctor said, "Go on a diet or you will get a Cardiac Infarction."

Roses are red Violets are fin I'll be the 6 You be the 9

knock knock who's there? rock rock who? rock on the ground, don't trip

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

Justin Beiber

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

what's difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

Shit!

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