- Anti Joke

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

for keeps?

Why does Michael Jackson have difficulty playing chess? Because he's dead, and if there is an afterlife, we don't actually have the ability to know that it is possible to play chess there.

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

Whats the difference between football and basketball? Absolutely everything By darragh Hamilton

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Q: Why was the bacteria afraid of the sanitizer? A: Because hand sanitizers are made up of ethyl alcohol, inactive additives such as water, other alcohols and fragrances. Ethyl alcohol is the active ingredient in hand sanitizer and is designed to kill germs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Anti-Semitic man say to the Jewish man beside him? Hello.

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

why?

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

What did one duck say to the other duck? Nothing, ducks cannot talk.

How do you get an asian out of a rice field? Napalm.

Q: Why did you fall of that swing? A: Because I'm fat.

Woman's rights

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whats brown and smells like shit shit

A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

What word does almost everyone spell wrong? Wrong.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and chess? Michael Jackson's dead.

IT WAS NEVER YOURS TO TAKE!