Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

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Geuss what? Bob is wide awake and he likes strawberries but he didn't have any strawberries so he ate a hamburger but fred wanted a hamburger but bob ate it so he just ate bob but bob was wide awake so he saw fred eating him so he called the pigs to come and eat fred because pigs eat anything but the pigs had already eaten their daily freds so they ate bob because they hadn't already eaten their daily bob but fred had already eaten bob so they got angry at fred so they just ate him anyway but then they got fat so a wolf ate them but then some hunters killed the wolf and ate it so they are actually eating a hamburger because the wolf ate the pigs and the pigs ate fred and fred ate bob and bobb ate a hambuger but he actually likes strawberries.

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Doctor doctor, I came here as quickly as possible, it was just the nearest place I could find. My dog he... he's panting and bleeding and I don't know what to do I think he's dying and I just want him to hold on... Please... Well then go to a vet you stupid shit.

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what do u call a gay bird a gaybird

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Yo momma's so dirty that she washes her hands with anti-bacterial soap.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

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How do you get a black person to drop chicken? Yell KKK.

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Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

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Why couldn't the girl brush her hair? Because she had leukemia

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Weiner

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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Umm Q Umm 69 Best one ever

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

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DOWN

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Juggling lions and breast feeding.

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iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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Whats black and has wheels a black man i lied about the wheels

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