Seth stock has a large penis

so a guy says to his doctor "it hurts when i touch my leg" the doctor replies "but we cut it of last week" he promptly died with an infection in his leg

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

A duck waddles into a bar. He orders a drink and promtly drinks it vecause he has had a hard day at work.

What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

Whats more crazy? Stabbing someone or killing someone? I don't know thats why I am asking you

Sex is not the answer. Sex is a question. Yes is the answer.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

What is the Pope's favourite dish to order from the local Indian take-away? Korma.

Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Roses are white, tulips are white, wait whos been masturbating in my garden!

whats better than 69? doing it with jarads mum!!

What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? The video game he really wanted.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

Why was Martin Luther King Jr. Shot? Because he was black.

If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first? Answer: Newton's Law dictates that they would hit the ground at the same time.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

Niki Minaj's ass

A man is training his dog. He tells the dog to sit. The dog sits. "Good boy!" said the man. The dog did not thank the man for the compliment because dogs cannot speak.

Where is Madeline McCann? 6 Feet under....

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a knife Take off your clothes

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