A man and two women walk into the a house. When they leave out come 2 babies with them. What happened in that house? They were babysitting.

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What is annoying and orange? An annoying orange.

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Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

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A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

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knock knock who's there GET IN THE VAN!

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What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

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Why did the jew pick up the unicorn lying on the sidewalk? Because he dropped it.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

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What's the difference between a muffin and a scone? One's a muffin.

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Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

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What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

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i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

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What's bigger then a bowling ball? What? Your mom!

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What do you call a mexican riding a lawnmower? Promoted

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I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

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Two men walk into a bar, they weren't looking where they were going.

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Whats sad about 4 black guys in a cadillac driving over a cliff? A cadillac seats 5

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What did the man do when his truck was stolen? He contacted the police, who immediately began searching for the culprit. He then contacted his car insurance company and was soon compensated for the full value of his truck. One day the man was in his new truck listening to the local news and heard that the thief was found and convicted of Grand Theft Auto; his name was Martin Kaiser.

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natalie wilson is a hilarious stripper

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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There was a man from the hood, His limericks weren't very good, So he decided to become a purveyor of monogrammed handkerchiefs and other fine linen products.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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