Whats worse than jackass 2.5? Jackass 3-D

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I know Mandarin, He's a good friend of mine

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What did the guy who walked into a bar say? Ouch

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There were two oranges in a bowl. One orange said to the other "Hello my orange friend". The other orange screamed because he did not know oranges could talk.

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What happens when you ask a blind guy to drive you somewhere? What happens if you ask a blind guy to drive? You will end up in a four way accident with 8 people dead 2 of which children and 1 baby. You might survive but the blind guy won't so you will have to go to court for him on the issue. You realize that you are terrible when it comes to the law and you get yourself thrown in jail for 2 years. When you get out you are so tired of getting butt raped that you go out and do it to someone else. Then you go back to jail an the process repeats it's self because this is the American justice system. We could work on it a little bit. But yeah, don't ask a blind guy to drive, your butt will thank you.

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why did the chicken cross the road? it was in my sandwich and i'm late for class.

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guess what chicken butt

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a rabbi,a priest and minister didn't walk into a bar. Bars are for fun and fun is for not completely insane brainwashed people.

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A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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Why did the man float in the lake? Because he had more fat than average, so he was very buoyant

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What did the black kid call the white kid? His name...

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What did the lighthouse say to the tree? Nothing because they are both unatimate objects and cannot speak

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a black man a chinese man and a mexican man are all on a plane. they land safely and continue with their lives.

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Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

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milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

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whats worst than the holocaust? the holocaust times 2

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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knock, knock. come in.

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Why did my penis cross the road? To get to the other vagina.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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