How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

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Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

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What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

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What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

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The penn state football administration

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

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Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

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why?

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what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

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Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

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I know a black girl named beyonca.

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Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

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THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

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Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

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If 1 + 2 = 3 Then, what does 2 + 1 equal? It equals 3 due to the fact that reversing the order of numbers does not change the outcome of the equation :D

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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