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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

Knock knock who's there? Hi! where from the church of latter day saints!

What do you call a black man with a group of 5 white guys? Friends. What do you call a white guy with 5 black guys? a diffrent ratio of black and white friends.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

A bold man said "well, here goes nothing!" Moments later, thats what happened

You's so ugly you should consider facial reconstruction surgery if it's covered by your insurance.

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. WHAT?! You are about to die and be eaten.

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

What dud the dorito say to the other dorito? Nothing. Sorosis are incapable of speaking because they are doritos

What did the girl with no hands get? Gloves.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga A: You pokerface

Why does the Anti-Joke site suck? Because it's not funny.

Want to hear the best joke ever? Want to hear it again?

Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

Why did the American run over the black man. Because he didn't see him standing there.

Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

Q: How many banana peels does it take to run down the street, true or false? A: Telephone poles don't have doors.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman

What's worse than being punched in the face? Being lynched.

What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

What is the greatest anti-joke ever told? I had it right here, but I lost it when I was being raped by a Triceratops.

Black People.

Will you marry me?

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