- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

What requires lots of rubbing, dirty pictures, and leaves you happy for a little bit, but then you realize you're sad and lonely? A minimum wage job where you clean pictures.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

Roses are grey, Violets are grey. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing situation.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

i have a black person in my family tree he is still hanging

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

verry nice how mUCH?

what do you call a black pilot? A) a pilot

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A; On the other side was another beautiful looking chicken who he plans to marry and raise a family with.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Marijuana

What did Dela Ware? Nothing.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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