What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

How do you get 10 babies out of a blender? Potato Chips! Stupid!!!!

Y did a fat woman cross the rode? To get to McDonalds

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

The penn state football administration

What other than water contains H2O? The condensation reaction between two alpha glucose molecules to form Maltose.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police. Your father's been taken to county jail for his third DUI.

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he, he's blind.

why?

Whats blue and flies? A suffocating baby strapped to a fan.

I know a black girl named beyonca.

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

what did Santa Claus say to Nikki Minaj? I really admire your musical talents

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why did the old man have only one foot? Sadley, the other one was shot off in World War II and life hasnt been the same for him since.

Unless you yourself put you trough that pain and misery, you have no reason to dislike or flee from who you are.

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

THIS IS SPARTER!!! :3

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

Why didn't the chicken get to the other side of the road? Because chickens are in farms

press a,s,d,f,g,h,j,k,l feel like a pianist

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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