Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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69, hahaha

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waiter there's a fly in my alphabet soup that's not a fly that's a spelling bee

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Why did the chicken cross the border? Because he was an immigrant and was afraid of the police.

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A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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What did the banana say to the other banana? We're both marshmallows

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What's black and blue and red all over? A baby right after I kill it

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What's worse than dropping your ice cream? Being Killed

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: What happened when Bob the Super-mega-ultra man, in his hurry to return an item that was objectively proven to be hazardous to physically normal people, banged his head very hard against a wall of a random building that was located on his route of travel? A: He recieved a concussion and had to coalesce in bed for a long time in order to return back to his regular style of living. Bob was merely a nominal 'Super-mega-ultra' man. He gets hurt practically as easily as anyone else.

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Why did the chicken cross the road it didn't, it was hit by a bus.

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Poop

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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hey bill!

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Yo mama is... a very nice person, and her cooking is exquisite.

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man boobs

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Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

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Where can you find a Muslim with a boxcutter? At a UPS.

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What do you call a dog with three legs, is blind, and has terminal cancer? UnLucky

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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What did the man say when he found out he had cancer? Nothing. He was so in shock, that he later died from another type of cancer.

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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