- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your so dumb, you didn't notice I should have used you're. Don't lie

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

What's meaner than taking candy from a baby? Throwing the baby off a cliff.

What do Chinese people call Chinese food? Food.

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

What is the square root of 69? 8.306623863

You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

There's three sisters: a blonde, a brunette and a redhead. They know she's not they're real mom.

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts. What's invisible and smells like rabbit farts? Carrots, if you're blind.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

Knock knock. Come in.

What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

Knock Knock Who's there? A Kid With ADD A Kid With AD- Oh Look! A Squirrel!

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