- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a gay woman who likes to smoke cigarettes? A lesbian with a possible nicotine addiction.

What happened when the lawyer pissed all over the judge? He was thrown off the case, causing him to go home, rape his wife, and put a bullet into his child's head.

What did the white man do when he got a black eye? He returned it to the crazed gentleman who sent it to him.

What is large white and if it fell out of a tree would kill you? A refridgerator

There were two muffins in an oven one muffin said, "Is it hot in here or is it just me?" the other muffin said, "AHHH A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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What do you call to guys who gave gave each other HIV? Blood-Brothers

I tell an anti joke!.

Who is a knob? ross d

what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

A man walks up to a dead baby. The baby is dead

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

What's the difference between video games and a naked chick? The Holocaust.

100% of smokers die 100% of people die I am tied to a tree

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

White people talk like this 'HEY' Black people talk like this 'YO' Hundreds of thousands died in the civil war.

What would you do for a klondike bar? I'm allergic to milk.

Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

Why did the child laugh at the anti-joke? Because it was funny

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? NOT SALLYYYY

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Q: What did Hellen Keller say to the pizza delivery man A: Stop raping me.

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