Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, Others dont

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why do i want to get raped because then its not rape

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What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

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A snake walks into a bar

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What's the difference between John Candy and Chris Farley? Nothing. They're both dead.

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How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because he is real.

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What do you call a homeless person with a dog? An animal lover.

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What's the difference between urinating on Lady Gaga and the american flag? It would be wrong to urinate on the American flag.

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Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was being dragged by a truck

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

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Why haven't the Miami "Big Three" won a championship together? They don't play as a team. They rely on three people to score all their points when there are at least two other people on the court at all times. They jinxed themselves because they thought they were going to win every title until their contracts were up.

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Why did the golfer wear two pair of trousers? Because he's a wanker

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What did one deaf mute say to the other deaf mute?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unbeknownst to the farmer, the pen holding the chickens inside the farm had fallen due to bad weather. The chicken unknowingly wandered onto the road nearby. Thankfully it was rescued some minutes later.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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Ask me if I'm a human! - Are you a human? No. The correct term would be a human being.

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An old bear-wrestler dies and finds himself at the pearly gates. Confused and at a loss for words due to the unfamiliar circumstance and lack of public toilets, he blurts out "Saint Peter, I presume?" but it was just the train conductor. "Ticket please." He searched his pockets and finally found the ticket. He wished he had a dog, but not a seeing-eye dog because people would assume he was blind. This story illustrates the importance of situational awareness, remembering which pocket you put your ticket in, and not forgetting to go before you leave because you don't know when you'll be able to find a restroom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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