Why did the black guy cross the road? To save the endangered child from getting hit by a car across the street.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

The duck says do you smell poop. Ya says the chicken, it wasn't me It was the turkey

What do you a call a guy on steroids? A Body Builder

A horse cantered into a bar.

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What do you call a black man who is poor, homeless, and HIV positive? Unlucky.

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How old is your mom? Old.

roses are red violets are blue i shouldnt be on this cause im in class

whats worse then a baby with out floaties?.......beating your grandma to death with a puppy

What did the fish say? Moo

I had a grammar lesson yesterday. I learned how to speak more good.

Hello we are from the church of the latter day saints.

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A nun in a blender.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Why did little Tommy sink to the bottom of the pool? He had no arms.

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Why did the mexican jump when he heard police sirens? The sirens where very lound and abrupt. Therefore startling this mexican man.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

What call a duck with no wings? A deformity.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the sloth fall out of the tree? Because it was holding hands with the monkey. Why were the monkey and the sloth holding hands? Because they were best friends.

marshal sterio had sex

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a cheese grader? How the hell should i know?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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