whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? None. Mice don't have the strength required to do that.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

Potato

do you know what i see in the perfect girl? my dick.

this is a joke

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

what is sad about gingers ? they are an unrecognised visible minority.

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

Where did the little girl go when the bomb went off? Everywhere

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

joe diragi makes paul look straight

PENlS.

Ching Chong Bing Bong.. Yoyao? Dat U?

Q: What do you call a dyslexic Irish man with no legs? A: Handicapped

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What's Funnier than this joke? Lee Evans

Hi.

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

You momma's so ugly your dad left her.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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