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And the winner of Miss America 2050 is... Britney Spears!

I just painted my nails. I have braces.

There was a big guy he was called Mac. So Mc Donalds turned him into a burger

What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Children playing GTA......... what a world of rapists

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

why was the boy laying on the ground? he got shot in the head

What's red and smells like cherries Cherries

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

Cancer.

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

I saw a shovel once.

God bless America, and no where else.

Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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