What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas ? Cancer

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

what's the difference between a car and a pile of dead babies? nothing, they're both overused anti jokes.

what do a jew homosexual and a latino all have in common? human dignity.

A black man didn't walk into a bar

What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

Frog-why did the chicken cross the road Chicken-dont judge me...

Why didn't the boy run the marathon? He was cripple.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, racist.

Your mother is so fat........... that she is morbidly obese and is at severe risk for diabetes and other weight related diseases.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

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What should you do if you are locked in the trunk of a car? Yell for help.

What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

What do a jew and a black have in common? God hates both of them

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was running from its imminent death. It was being chased by a dog with a shark's head and chainsaws for legs. It was only delaying the inevitable.

LOL May Wong

Q:why did the woman make a sandwitch. A: cause she is a woman

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

A Woman decides she wants to stop making sanwiches for her sexist boyfriend. She walks away and lives a happy life. In hell.

Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

A muslim gets on a plane. He is then flown to his destination.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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