Your mom is so ugly that she decided to work as a prostitute and she died a virgin.

if Ruddell was gay what would he be? A gay prick!

A Jewish man with a boner walks into a wall. What hit the wall first? Probably his penis.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

What do you call a kid with a peg leg and an eye patch? Names

What do you call a black hitch-hiker? Stranded

What is better than a car made of gold? Anything you consider to be better than a car made of gold.

a black man, spanish man, and white man all fall off a building. and as they fall, i wonder: why are you laughing?

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

why did the girl like d1ck? because d1ck was a nice boy

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because eating raw chicken is just wrong.

Roses are red Violets are? blue I'm going to rape you in the ass with a rake.

A seal walks into a club.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

- I did your mom last night! - Thanks, Dad.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van

So horse walk into a bar. The barkeep says "Look horse. You cant be in Here. You're too big and you're going to hurt someone....Its just not gonna work out."

A child with cancer grows up.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Yo momma is so average, she has to maintain her own facebook account...

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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