- Anti Joke

Joseph had been temporarily blinded for over a year. While blind, he saw the doctor who told him he would regain sight the next morning when he woke up. For this special moment, Joseph decided that the first thing he wanted to see was his wife. So, his wife decided to stay up all night so she was in the right position for when Joseph woke up. However, when Joseph woke up and opened his eyes his wife wasn't there so he was a little bit annoyed.

Two black guys jump off a cliff, who wins? The black guy.

My name is never spelt right so its all good

whats an orphans favorite memory? Not one with his/her parents! PWNED TO ALL YOU ORPHANS OUT THURRRRR!!!!

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Kconk Kconk who? Kconk Ohw Oh yeah, sorry mate, didn't recognise your voice! Come on up, I've got some lagers in the fridge.

why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

How many cows say moo? All of them

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because ie was glued to the other one. why did the third elephant fall out ot the tree? Because he thought it was a game. why did the tree fall? Because there were elephants in it.

How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

What do you get when you cross a donkey and a horse? a mule

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He died.

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

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Why does Santa go down your chimney? Because he is to retarded to use the door.

Why is god mean? Cause he doesn't like you.

I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

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