Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

What's white and flies around ? A seagull. What's black and flies around ? A seagull in the darkness.

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

What does a plum and a rabbit have in common? A: they're both purple, except for the rabbit!

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

Emily Brunelle is skinny

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

What is better than winning a medal at the special olympics? Not being retarded

Whats black and hangs from the my tree? A tire swing.

Q: Why did the Klansman go up to acclaimed rapper and television star, Flavor Flav, and say "Do you know what time it is, boy?" A: Because his trademark "bling" seems to be an actual functioning time piece. Q2: Why did that same Klansmen brutally murder Flavor Flav after he learned it was 5:46 in the pm? A2: Becasue Flavor Flav is black and that's kinda what you're expected to do in the Klan...

im a ginger and i get beat up everyday

What is blue and has clouds in it? The sky.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

Knock knock Who's there Interrupting camel (Interrupt with nothing) Camels can't talk.

your brother so fine that hes skinney

Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

Waiter, waiter! There's a fly in my soup! Apologies for the inconvenience sir, I shall bring you a new bowl as soon as possible.

A Haiku Haiku's are easy But Sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

A man spills his his drink. Like any other man would do, he got some paper towels and some mult-purpose cleaner and proceeded to wipe up the mess. Not a further word was said about the situation.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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