The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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A panda bear walks into a bar. The bartender then alerts the zoo of the whereabouts of their missing panda.

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Alt F4

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A schizophrenic man walks into a bar. He has split personalities and does not realize that he has murdered his family.

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When's the right time to join reality? Right now! Get off your computer!

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What is Ciaran Wilkie Gay

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Q: What do you call a ginger with no soul? A: Common

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Knock,Knock Whos there ? Hola Holo who ? Holocaust Hahahaha

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a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

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What does a Dominican and a Russian have in common... they are both thinking of a funny anti-joke to post on this site...

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OBAMA

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What happened to the boy who lost his arm? He got on suprisingly well in life considering he has the use of only one arm, and got a terrific job. He managed to meet a woman, , and he was a generally happy guy. He lived to a great age, and he, nor anyone around him, ever thought of him as different or disabled. It's good to hear a happy anti joke once in a while isn't it guys?

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What do you call a deaf black man? Well, if you did not already know his name, you would first have to contact a member of his family, or a friend, and ask them, as even if you were able to communicate the question of 'what is your name?' to the man, it is well known that the speech of deaf people is nowhere near as clear as that of people who are able to hear.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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Knock knock, Who's there? Jason. Jason wh-(death sound when being cut by chainsaw)

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A Priest in a Rabbi walk into a bar. They talk about religion.

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BALLS! said the Queen if i had them i would be King

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Black People.

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this girl died

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Oh my God! A talking dog!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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