- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are you fat? You like devil dogs

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because it escaped from the farm.

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

what language does the turtle speak? i dont know I'm not a turtle.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

How do you stop a baby from falling into a manhole? You catch it, and then call the appropriate services and inform them of the dangerous open manhole.

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

What did the dying boy get for Christmas? Presents

Why did the chicken cross the road? No particular reason. It probably wasn't even aware the the ground it was crossing is what's termed as a road.

Your mom.

Vagina ass.

Alex Eggbert

What happened to the man who dropped his soap? Nothing he picked it up and lived a happy life.

What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

I'm gay. No homo.

A dog and a bird are sitting in the front yard of a small suburban community. The bird turns to the dog and says nothing, because birds lack the ability to speak. The dog then reaches down and slowly consumes the bird before returning to his house.

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

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