Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

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ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I LOVE YOUR MOMA CAUSE SHE STINKS OF POO :) BY VICKY CASSIDY, RENATA SZABO, ELLA AND HEIDI MCMILLAN

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What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 1, 2 in mod7.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A satisfied elephant and a dead poodle.

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A cow walks into a store. The clerk asks "how may i help you sir?" The cow says "Im a cow stupid!" and storms out.

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what's red and blue? your heart

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what did the chicken say to the vet? nothing chickens dont talk

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Why does matt daly get confused for? A Penis

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walks briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Q. How did the little girl fall of the swing? A.She got hit by a fridge

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Have you seen Elton johns pet dog? Neither he's he.

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If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

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What's worse than finding out you have aids? Nothing. Actually I lied. It would suck being an illegal immigrant.

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Jameson: hey peter peter parker: what Jameson: do you know what my favorite kind of beans are Peter: no Jameson: van de camps

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A: Your grandma, naturally black haired, beaten to a pulp and left pale white with blood covering the majority of her body.

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Knock, knock Who's there? You're adopted...

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kronkel spasm dizzle nork is short for: i cant believe you bought a ninja monkey to scratch your clownitis! i am randomly going to have a spasm cause i am down with that dizzle..... lets watch a show callled norks! i am pregnant with your baby ducky.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Why does it take more than one squirrel to change a lightbulb? Because they're so darn stupid!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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