(insert command here) Oh yeah, well I want world peace.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says"what can i get for you Sarah Jessica Parker"

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

Why did the pig have a band-aid? Because he had a whole in his foot.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Q. Why was the dad sad? A.His favorite team lost in the championship.

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Q: why was the cow in the middle of the road? A: because it was dead

i love huge wieners.

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

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