- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

How do you pleasure your grandmother? Ask your brother

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Whats black, blue, and doesn't like sex? The little boy in my trunk.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

How do you make Al Gore cry? Kill his daughter.

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Knock Knock Whose there. Mike Mike seriously I told you to stop coming here or ill call the police But I just wanted to talk to you Ok thats it im calling the police

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

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