What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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Knock knock Who's there? Yo mamma Nobody's home, go away mom

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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I'm gay. No homo.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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