There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

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Why you so fat... Because you have an eating problem fatass...

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What do you call a Muslim running a country? Obama

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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it was christmas day and the boy opened his first present... and he immediately got aids.

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Why can't Anne Frank drive? Because she's dead.

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Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

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Why was the fat person sad? Because he was fat.

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Knock Knock. Who's there. To. To who. To whom.

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What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

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Why couldn't the girl throw the baseball over the fence? She had no arms.

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how does a black woman find out if she is pregnant? she takes a pregnancy test

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3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer we're both lawyers

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Yolo: Your Oppurtunity Lies Upon...... oh, wait upon starts with a u... YOLU

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roses are red violets are blue count my five damn finger , and the third one is for you!!!!!!!!

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Why did the chicken cross the road... He wanted to get away from all those jerks who kept asking him why he made the decisions that he did. he later committed suicide...

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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Why did John forget his homework? While driving herself home at 8:00 PM the previous evening, his mother got into a terrible automobile accident. She was rushed to the emergency room, only to find out that one of her main arteries in her right arm was cut. Death was probable for her in the next few hours. John and his father, sitting at home playing a friendly game of chess, were notified of the accident by hospital secretaries. His father rushed John with him to the hospital in his Toyota Camry. Upon arrival, they were notified that John's mother had only a few moments left to live. They ran into her room, and said their last parting words. John's were "I love you, Mom.", and her husband's were "I love you, honey." She then passed away. John began to weep, and his father put his arm around him to try to comfort him, while feeling extreme sadness as well. Around this time, back at home, his dog, Rex, ate his homework that he left on the dining room table. John and his dad then drove back home, crying their eyes out. This kind of sadness they have never experienced before. He will always remember his mom, and love her to bits. His dad, well, he was never really the same after her death. The funeral was scheduled for the next week. John will always remember his mom as being a nice, caring individual with so much love for everyone in the world. Him and his dad later picked out a nice, blue coffin that reads "You will always be missed" on the top of it. They chose it because John's mom's favorite color was blue.

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What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Two women are sitting quietly in a corner, minding their own business.

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What did the Asian man do when he got lost in the desert? He ate his arms.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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