Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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I got it Nero, lets just be friends for now and forget about the work I do here and you there.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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why did the black child get sent to child services? because he has an abusive father and an alcoholic mother

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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i got angry and i was like " i really want to kick someone" ,my friend was on the ground and shes like "you can kick me" ,and i'm like "REALLY" ,then i kicked her really hard and she cried...

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Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

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Q. What did the blak guy say to the other black guy? A. Hey.

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What is shaped like a duck without a beak? A duck that I punch the beak off of.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Q: "What's brown and rhymes with Snoop?" A: Dr. Dre

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Your mama is so ugly that she tried out for America's Next Top Model and did not get in.

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