- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

whats your name? bumder:)

Why did the dog run away from home? Because dogs are absent-minded and they don't know any better.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

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What did one ocean say to the other ocean, nothing it just waved

Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

An old lady and her son walk into a hospital, only to find it covered in TRICERITOPS SHIT!!!!

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have Alzheimer's ... Roses are Red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer's (continues)

What did the man with scissors do? He cut his balls off.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

Teacher: What's 2x2 John? John: (ignores teacher) Teacher: John! John: huh? Teacher: go on John: uh? 24?

What's the difference between and black dick and a white dick? To get to the other side

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

Knock, knock. Who's there. Death.

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

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