What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They finally get to Florida and they see a sign that says "Disneyworld: left" so they turned around and went home

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Two unemployed Irishmen are out looking for work when they pass a lumberyard. There's a sign outside that said "Tree Fellers Wanted". Sean turns to Patrick and says " What a curious way to write that sign. Surely the term is lumberjack?" "Yes," says Patrick "but what with the current economic situation here in Ireland, I say we get in there, apply for the jobs and hope that our lack of experience is overlooked." "Okay." Says Sean. "And let's not mention the whole sign thing." "No."

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Never again, I have all the intel I need on you, you cost me a fucking eye, you think I would let go of that so easily? It hurts day and night, I have not slept in days, my fucking eyelid is torn right off, and while I use a fucking excuse for an eyepatch, I still have not gotten used to sleep without being able to shut both my eyes, I have a constant fever, you miss me, you are directly responsible for scaring my wife and fucking over my face. Deal with it, cry harder asshole. Moral: You step on my foot, I break off yours, you cost me an eye, you do not know whats waiting in line for you, I am going to make you beg me to let you die! Did you think I would warm up as quickly to something as irresponsible as you? And we do not know yet if you did this on purpose, we do not even live in the same fucking country, and I get assholes assaulting me again! What the hell have you done? If my wife had been here I would have been dead! Moral: I hope you got pets, I will skin them alive in front of your face!

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Your so stupid, that your stupid.

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What's pink and fluffy? A feather duster.

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What do you do when a taco eater eats your food? Beat him with the nearest black man's dick.

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7am, waking up in the morning Gotta be fresh, gotta go downstairs Gotta have my bowl, gotta have cereal Seein’ everything, the time is goin’ Tickin’ on and on, everybody’s rushin’ Gotta get down to the bus stop Gotta catch my bus, I see my friends (My friends) Kickin’ in the front seat Sittin’ in the back seat Gotta make my mind up Which seat can I take? It’s Friday, Friday Gotta get down on Friday REBECCA BLACK FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

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There's two bears in a bathtub, One looks at the other and says "hey can you pass the soap?" the other bear says "what do i look like a light bulb?"

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A blonde and a brunette are falling from a cliff. They are going to die.

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fatest boner fatest boner fatest boner to adam ramsden

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Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

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What is smelly and sticky A poo

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Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, this is Patrick

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Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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If you are my friend like it!

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What do you tell the woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You already told her twice.

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