What's long and hard and looks like plastic? A plastic baton.

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what colour is a frog green you idiot

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What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

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Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

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How could problems have been avoided in the old west? Bigger towns

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What did Taylor say to the other Taylor? Hi, my name is Taylor

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who likes it up the anus? jason frisone at saybrook ave 08094 williamstown new jersey thats who

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A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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What happened to boy who fell down the stairs? He died. What happened to the girl who fell down the same stairs? The boy who fell down the stairs hit her down the stairs too and they both died What happened to the man fell down these very same stairs? He got peer pressure and committed suicide.

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What do you call a guy being followed by about 30 others with high powered rifles? A military general serving for his country.

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What's another word for a priest? Rapist

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How is butter and your mom similar? They both consist of much fat.

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What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

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Q.What happens when you win a trophy? A. You don't, there is always someone better than you.

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Why did Patrick buy an apple? So he can eat it

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Women's Rights.

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Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

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Why could the red-haired boy sing higher notes than the blonde-haired boy? He was castrated at birth.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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Why did the gay man's ass hurt? He has rectal cancer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz "Somebody left the gate open"

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Why couldn't the pirate boy see the movie? He was blind.

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what did the blind deaf mute boy get for christmas? some nice presents.

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him. He then donated a vast portion of his wealth to research. 12% of the donated money went into studying the medicinal effects of Twinkies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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