[Insert Stereotypical Joke, And Insert Logical Answer Here] Anti - Anti-Joke

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Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

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why are gays soo happy , becuase the dont have to listen to women

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I see, said the deaf man to the blind guy.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

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Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

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A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

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What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

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--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

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What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

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Knock knock Who's there? The mailman The mailman who? The MAILMAN The MAILMAN who? I'm the Fu*king mailman now here's your MAIL!

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You: Mike and Steve were playing chess, who won? Them: Mike You: no, it was steve

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Unfortunately there are billions of chickens in the world and based on the question it is not possible to determine which specific chicken is being referred to. Even if we were able to ascertain this knowledge it would be unlikely that we could determine its purpose, as chickens don't usually make decisions based on logical thought.

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Excuse me, do you happen to have the time? No.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

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One time Chuck Norris cried. He felt slightly better after the experience, but, unfortunately, his grandmother still died of cancer.

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whats worse than shitting in a urinal??? shitting in a shower

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Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

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how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

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Why do Italian people like pasta? Because it tastes good.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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