Two Penn-State Advisors walk into a butt.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "That's kind of ambiguous..."

Q:What did the ginger get for Christmas? A: A soul...jk,hair dye

how much is a microwave full of dead babies? a fridge full of dead puppies.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

A Muslim boards a plane with his three sons. Everything goes well, because most on the plane are racially tolerant.

Why was the man afraid of the pack of wolves? The man was blind and heard his stomach growling even though he had just eaten two buckets of KFC.

Cold camel scrotum.

get on your knees and make a donut face:)

Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

What does an Irishman order at the bar?? A beer

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Dick spice

So a black man hails a taxi...

Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? He had no arms… Why did he have no arms? Jimmy was a potato

Why did the boy fall down the stairs Because I pushed him

Where did Ellen go after the explosion? Everywhere

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

what do black men and vending machines have in common? neithier work and they both steal your money

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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