what did the american say to the other american? get out of the way i gotta go to mcdonalds!

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What did the innocent little girl get for Christmas? Lymphoma.

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Knock knock Come in No you supposed to say who's there Oh, who's there? Jennifer Come in No, you supposed to say Jennifer who Oh, Jennifer who? Forget it

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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Are you sure Jewsus was not a Jew?

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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When life hands you lemons, Squeeze them in the eyes of children

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Q:How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could would A: 26

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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How did the dragon get AIDS? He had sex with an HIV positive dragon months prior.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

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What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

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Why did the teacher yell at her students? The class was acting completely inappropriate and she felt it was necessary to discipline them so the current situation won’t repeat its self.

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Q: how do u piss off a plumber? A: kill his whole family

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson like toast? Because he's dead.

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What did the leper say to the prostitute? Hello Prostitute.

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a kangaroo walks in to a bar and sits down. Kangaroo's live in Auustralia

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what do you call 6 black guys hung in a tree? a arazona wind chime

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