- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a blonde and a brunette? The pigmentation of their hair follicles.

What do you call a black man with cancer? A very unfourtunate man.

Women Driving.

What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

Why did the girl die? No one knows.

What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

What's the cookie monster's favorite kind of cookie? Oreos

Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

What is the difference between Charlie Sheen and Michael Jackson? One is dead, one is not.

What does a black man do when he breaks into a car? He steals the radio

Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock Knock The person you are seeking is deaf and cannot hear the sound that is made when your knuckles come in contact with the door. Try calling next time..........

Why do mexicans have so many children??? Because condoms resemble skinny balloons.

What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Yo mamma's so fat, she's self-concsious about her weight and is embarassed when people make fun of her weight which makes her escape to her only friend, food, which makes her even fatter, so she will never lose weight until society accepts her and is not so prejudice towards overweight people.

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Q. what does a metal slinkey and a retarded person have in common? A. you will smile watching one fall down the steps

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Why do black people suck? Because they're black

what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

Q: What's the worst part about being a black Jew? A: You have to sit at the back of the oven.

A: Knock, Knock! B: Who's there? A: Boo B: Boo, who? A: Don't cry, it's only me!

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

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