- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate when Harry Potter showers in my Potatoes....

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

Why did Sam have no friends? Because he was dead.

What happened to the blonde who walked up to the vending machine? She got a snack and went on with her day.

Q: What is a duck's favorite thing to smoke? A: Quack

A guy walks into a bar. The universe instantly shatters around him under the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through the void amongst the shards of his broken reality. This is the worst joke ever.

How many prostitutes do I have to kill in order to get an erection? Three.

WHATS BALCK AND YELLOW AND UNDER WATER? A BUMBLE BEE IN A SUBMARINE.... YEAH YOU BETTER #$%^ING LAUGH YOU HOMO

A 14 year old walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Hey, no minors allowed here!" A 14 year old walks out of a bar.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Knock knock. "Who's there?" I am deaf. "I am deaf who?" What?

how do you get to your favorite chinese restaurant? Wok.

Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms. A: Knock knock! B: Who's there? A: Not Sally.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

if two couples walk down the street, when do they die? when a pack of rabid dogs eats them.

Type 2 diabetics

Japan called... They need help.

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a chevrolet? I've never been inside a chevrolet before...

A Jew walks into a bar The bar owner looks at a gang of punks in the back and shouts "YOU! GET OUT!" The Jew leaves the bar.

Why did a lady get in a car crash? Because woman don't drive, they stay in the kitchen!

two biscuits rolling down a hill one says, " where you from" the other replied "im not telling you, youl steal my washing"

Q:What did the robot say to the boy? A:Nothing the robot malfunctioned and started choking the boy, despite the towns best efforts they could not release the death grip on the boys throat, after the robot was done choking the boy it exploded killing 99% of the population in a 5 mile radius.

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

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