- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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Your mom's so hairy, she should go to the barber!

well the duck walked up to a lemonade stand, and he said to the man, running the stand "quack" then went on its way

This schoolteacher was taking her first golfing lesson. She scored poorly from her lack of practice and experience and was turned off from the sport.

So, why is winter so terrible? Because, Napoleon was stopped by winter and we aren't all French.

A chinese man walks into a bar, and he see's his friends they are black, mexican, white, and paki. This is their meeting place for their group on racial equality.

What can you sit on, drink from and sleep on? A chair, a cup and a bed.

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What do Elephants never forget? 9/11

After dinner, my girlfriend told me that we should go to my room to play with eachother's toys. It was very fun, I've always enjoyed the plastic dinosaur she decided to bring over.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungie cord? My ass.

I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

roses are blood violets are veins vampires are crazy and you are insane

What do you call a black man who walks into a jail cell? A hard working and dedicated police officer who was just putting his first offender in jail.

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

Whats the difference between a walnut and a baby ? Ones fun to hit with a hammer and the other is a walnut

Alex Eggbert

What's the difference between a dead cat and a dead woman? It is much more unlikely that you would have sex with a dead cat.

What's worse than an avalanche? Being raped in prison.

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