What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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version 2 knock knock, whose there FU CK FU CK who FU CK YOU

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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"Hello?" "Is your refrigerator running??" "Yes..." "Oh. Well then have a nice day."

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Why was Susan tied up on the railroad tracks? Because she was a blonde and her dad told her it was a roller coaster.

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Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

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What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

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Why is a jewish man so tall? Genetics

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what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

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What looks like half an apple? The other half.

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A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

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A guy walks into a bar. Yep.. that's it.

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What do you call a middle eastern man flying a plane?? A pilot.

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Boy: Dad, come here I need to tell you something. Dad: What? Boy: My name is Jeff. Dad: *Grabs shotgun* " I've had with that damn term"

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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What did Freddie Mercurys father say at Freddies funeral. "Thats the cleanest hole our Freddies ever been in".

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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