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How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

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I Have a Black Friend

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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A Canadian man, American man and French man all go to a wive swapping party. The Canadian gets the American's wife, the American gets the French wife, and the Frenchman dies of a brain aneurism and the Canadian wife is very disappointed in her night.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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Please spell dyslexia.

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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dislike this...please.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What's funny about the holocaust? Nothing. Whoever thinks the holocaust is funny is a dick.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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