I Have a Black Friend

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A black man walks into a bar and a white man says "we don't allow coloured men in here". the black man sighs and walks out, wondering what he ever did wrong, and makes his way to the liqour store, to buy some beer to drown his sorrows over his mothers death. On the way, a racist white man shoots and kills him. Then, at his funeral, someone makes the joke "Wow, how ironic. The black guy was the victim.."

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BBC have a new porn channel. C Boobies...

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Mr Webb *Hit keyboard loudly* -...

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A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

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you: Why did the chicken cross the road? them: "To get to the other side...?" you: Oh! *stare*

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whats the difference between a pair of shoes, and a computer. alot.

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Your momma is so fat, that her doctor recommended that she goes on a diet in order to prevent early death caused by a heart problem.

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Why must you never cross an elephant with a human being? It is impossible anyway.

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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dislike this...please.

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Stephen Hawking raped your mom

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? a genetically disfigured fish please stop pollution.

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an asian walks into a bar and does his math homework then he gets raped by a horse

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Charlie morgans a pussy EDEN HAZARDS A TANK

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

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What do you get when you mix a deer and a pickle? A very odd dinner.

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Joe Paterno doesn't walk into a police station . . .

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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What do a dog and a tree have in common? BARK!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

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If life gives you lemons, don't accept them because you have a citrus allergy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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