Yo momma's so fat, she slipped into a diabetic coma.

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What happened when the black guy looked up his family tree? He discovered long-forgotten relatives who had lived during difficult times for African-Americans in the United States and faced disenfranchisement, extrajudicial killings, and chattel slavery. His sense of racial consciousness and solidarity was thereby reinforced.

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Imagine: You are trapped in a prizon cell with no doors, no windows, no furniture and completely sealed in with nothing. What do you do? Stop imagining!

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Q: What's worse than dropping your phone in water? A: Throwing water at your phone.

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One morning a man was frustrated at the dining table. His wife ask "What's wrong?". He says "I can't fit this stupid puzzle pieces together." His wife asks "What's it a picture of?" The man says "A rooster" The wife says "Honey, put the cornflakes back in the cereal box." The man says "no".

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Why didn't the firefighter put out the fire? Because he wasn't a very good firefighter.

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I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

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How do you wake up lady gaga? First you simply whisper in her ear telling her to wake up. If she doesn't, simultaneously whisper and tap her gently. If you have failed to achieve your accomplished goal, repeat step two however intensely touch her and project your voice when telling her to wake up. Step three, get a... WAIT WAIT!! I just waisted 20 seconds of your life, you're never going to meet her.

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S: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? P: They can chuck wood.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

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Knock Knock Who's there? *silence* Silence Who?

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What did the compliemantry peanuts say to the man? "Nice tie."

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Your mother is so ugly, because she was badly beaten.

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I like my women like I like my coffee, I don't like coffee.

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Why did you visit antijoke.com? Because you don't find real jokes funny.

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What do you call a black person flying an airplane? a pilot you racist

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Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

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A Mexican, A Caucasian and An African American walk into a bar. Suddenly, a rival of the African American's pulls up in a used Chevrolet and shoots him 6 times with a semi-automatic handgun. The Mexican and Caucasian are distraught and call 911 immediately. The rival is later arrested and found guilty of murder in the first degree by a jury of his peers. Less than 6 months later, the bar is closed due to the negative stigma surrounding the shooting. Urban life is a harrowing and tough experience that most outsiders will never fully understand.

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What did one musician say to the other? "We should have gone to college."

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Tony Blair, Micheal Jordan, Fabrice Muamba, Aunty Josephine, Nick Clegg, David Cameron, and myself all go out for drinks.

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A blonde, brunette and a redhead are taken captive by a native tribe. They didn't survive the encounter.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? F*ck

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Anti Joke

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