- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lil wayne decide to be a rapper? Because he would earn a very large amount of money and fame.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sausage is brown, and so is my wife.

Wha'ts the funniest joke in the world? Written.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream all night? Cot death.

whats the difference between an orange and a bicycle? One has handlebars..the other one doesnt.

One day, on a train. 30 white, violently, racist people where crowding a black man minding his own business. An asian person walked through and was kicked, stabbed and stomped on until he died.

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

Why did the dodo cross the road Dodos are extinct so therefor they are unable to

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

if she is old enough to bleed, she probably wears tampons.

How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered his family.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was disowned by his family due to his drug addiction and had nowhere else to go.

How do you kill a blond? Stab her repeatedly 10 consecutive times in the head with a knife.

Customer: Can I have a tin of red paint, please? Shop owner: I'm sorry sir, we only have yellow paint left. Customer: That's ok, I have my bike with me.

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Penis.

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

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