how do make you a child cry? break his fingers

Why didn't the black man drink out of the white water fountain? Because he wasn't thirsty.

Why did the tree get mad at the bush? It didn't. Bushes are inanimate objects, and so are trees.

Steve,Jerry and tom all go into the mens toilets, because they are men.

What do you call a black man? Jamal

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

What did the police say to the black man who just shot his wife? You are under arrest

what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

Hearpin my durp

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

How do you kill half the population of Mexico? A preemptive nuclear strike.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: Because of Kevin Spacey's chilling performance.

Wanna know a funny word? Pickle-weasel.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

an englishman an irishman and a scotsman walked into a bar there was no welshman. they didn't phone him due to his uncontrollable thirst for violence

Your mom is so fat that she is fat.

why did the baby start crying? someone threw a brick at it

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

A moose walks into a corner store and asks the lady where the Mashed potatoes are. The lady working behind the corner says "Down Aisle five..." The moose goes down aisle five and there are no Mashed Potatoes. -Tyler the Creator

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What do you get when you read a book? More knowledge in your brain.

Yor Mama is soooooooooooo fat, when she looked in da mirror... it cracked.

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

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