Roses are red Violets are blue I have AD i love squirrels

How does a gay take his pants off? Just like everybody else

Why did little Bobby put a firecracker in the dog's ass? Don't worry, he used lube.

Why does smokey bears wife never have kids? Because every time she gets hot smokey beats he with a shovel

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How does Stevie Wonder pick up girls? He doesnt, he has someone do it for him

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Ryan Chang is funny.

What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

How do you keep a blond in suspense?

Every time im sad, I think of a T-Rex trying to put on a hat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

A Black man and an Asian man are at a bar. They have a few drinks and then leave.

how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Knock Knock. Who's There? Its Matt.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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