Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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Q: What sucks? A: Straws

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I'm gay. No homo.

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Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

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Why do penguins wash their clothes in tide? They don't. As artic-dwelling birds, they don't have access TV or magazines and as such, are impervious to influences via commercials and written advertisements. Also, obvious tuxedo jokes aside, they don't really wear clothes.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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If we all evolved from apes. Abbie didnt go that far

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What's the difference between women and a bucket? before 1923, women didn't have the right to vote. Bucket's still don't.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Q: What did one poor guy say to the other poor guy? A: We're both black

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An Irishman, a homosexual and a Jew walk into a bar. Paddy's really exploring his options lately.

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Yo mama so fat... Her doctor told her she's morbidly obese and she has 2 years to live if she doesn't change her eating habits and exercise regularily.

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Kevin was very nervous going into his job interview. So he pretended he was a salad and ate himself.

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Why can't Kevin run with scissors? Because he killed himself.

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So my girlfriend says I'm a pedophile. What does she know she's nine.

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why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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Two rabbis standing at the buffet cart. The first exclaims "Oy vey, those pork chops look good!". The second shrugs, turns to his friend and remarks, "So do your wife's norks".

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Dancing Potatoe!

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why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a rapist.

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how do you kill a jew? inject him/her with gratuitous amounts of cyanide until they cease to have brain function and a pulse.

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knock knock whos there jew jew who JEW YOU

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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