Where's my tractor?

It was just Michael J. Fox's birthday I wonder if he got in trouble for shaking his presents.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first one. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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who steals more than a black person?, a pirate.

Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

Why do seagulls fly over seas? Because if they flew over bays they'd be called bagels.

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Why did the 5 year-old go to the hospital? He had cancer

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

Q:If pigs ever played basketball, then what sound would they make? A:Oink-oink

What's worse than finding a fly in your drink? Gonorrhea.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

A: Knock Knock! B: No ones home.

why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

Why did jack smell smoke in his neighborhood? His house burnt to the ground.

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