Whats worst than the world ending? Charlie Sheen Not Winning

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar. He was 10

Yo mama's house is so small that she had to get a better job in order to buy a bigger one.

What is the different between a blonde and a rock? nothing.

Miley Cyrus is Twerk Queen

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

Q:Whats the difference between a black man and a park bench? A: A park bench can support a family.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

A man walks into a bar, and says "ow."

YOLO MAH BROLO

yo momma so fat that she's fat

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Why couldn't she get back up? She blew up

Welcome To Facebook

Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

what do you call a middle eastern man on a plane? a passenger.

What did the Man say to the elephant Nothing this man does not speak, the elephant does though

Justin Bieber walked into a gay-bar, The whole world applauded.

What do you call a black man sitting on your couch? A house guest.

What's the difference between an alcoholic and a drug dealer? An alcoholic is an extremely corrupted, and unhealthy living person. Though so is a drug dealer... They are both very harmful situations in many ways.

Do you want to hear a joke? To bad! :)

Why do black people sit so far back in their seats? Because they're used to sitting in the back of the bus

I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I beat my family.

Two men are sitting on the couch watching sports, the first man farts, the second chuckles. They continue watching their program.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...