Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Why was the ginger walking around in bare feet? He had no sole.

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A white police officer pulled over a black guy on the highway. The cop asked him for license and registration. The black guy had a tail light out, and was very polite and cooperative. The two became close friends, but then one night, the black guy went to the house of the white cop. The black guy brought his wife and daughter over for a dinner party, eating grilled turkey sandwiches with mayonnaise. When the cop's attractive wife asked the black guy if he would like some fresh watermelon from the patch in their back yard, he respectfully declined, for he needed to return to his own home to patiently wait for a business call from one of his employees, who was also a very intelligent and hard working African male. Once home, the black guy turned on his stereo, to listen to some calming country music at an appropriately low level of volume, as his daughter and wife had gone to sleep, for the wife also had work in the morning, at her law firm, and her daughter had a job interview after her day of classes at Dartmouth were out for the day... then Martin Luther King Jr. woke up from his dream, and was soon thereafter assassinated.

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Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

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Why do black people suck? Because they're black

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

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There once was a man from Nantucket, Whose body parts were all adequate and thus could not perform any odd sexual acts upon himself.

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my computer crashed because i never quit... out of anything

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why did the bear go into the woods to get shot

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yo momma's so fat she sat on a tiny chair and relaxed.

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why did the chicken cross the road? the holocaust

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A woman goes to the hospital to receive an ultra-sound after taking a pregnancy test a few weeks before. The doctor comes out and says "Congratulations Susanne would you like to know the results? Susanne says "No thank you." Then, the doctor says "Good, because its actually a retarded baby that we found."

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What did the Farmer say to his tractor? Most likely his life story, Farmers arn't always the most popular.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

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What the difference between a alien and you nothing

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What do you call a man with a seagull on his head? Animal control.

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I like hats XD!

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

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Why did the man get fired? Because he had cancer

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Q: What kind of bees make milk? A: Boobees

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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