- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

Girls

A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. But neither one of them knew.

what do you get when you cross a scotsman who doe'snt know anything about football,and a indian who doe'snt anything about football .blackburn rovers , and a good night out.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

Why did the black man break a woman's ribs? Cardiovascular resuscitation is an emergency procedure often used outside of hospitals to revive unconscious individuals before medical professionals are able to intervene. Sometimes having your life saved comes at a cost.

Women Driving.

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas? A pair of protesthic arms which changed his life forever

What's red and green and goes around and around? A frog in a blender

How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Sally sold seashells by the seashore but she didnt make any money of course. seashells on the shore can be picked up off the beach for free

A blind man sits down to read Anti jokes Whoops my bad

Womens Rights.

Two men walk into a bar... ..I didn't say what type of bar...

Joay impistato is a fig

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

Q:How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She didn't, she sought help and was able to live a very happy life with a beautiful family in a nice suburb outside of Cincinnati.

Roses are gray. Violets are gray. I am a dog.

How many Freudians does it take to screw your mother - I mean, a lightbulb?

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