How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? The same number it would take people with any other hair color.

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What is long and black The unemployment line

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Why is the sky blue? Because it is.

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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why did the man crash a plane into the twin towers? he was a clumsy terrorist going for the sears tower

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Q.why was ireland takin over by the brits A.they wanted it

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Eating the worm

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Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN's ON FIRE!!!!!

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knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

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Yo mama's so fat that when she stepped on a scale, she saw her ex-boyfrien's phone number!

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If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

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Why didnt the black man run the marathon? He was in jail

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Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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why did the truck crash into a tree? cause staplers dont know how to drive

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What did the the Priest do to the young alter boy? Blessed Him

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

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How do you make time fly? Well! You cannot really make time fly. Imean, yeah, iguess it feels like time flies when your having fun, but it moves just as fast as always!

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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A man claims to own a talking dog. A skeptic approaches the man and his dog and asks for a demonstration. The man asks his dog, "How does sandpaper feel?" The dog says, "Ruff!" The skeptic is not convinced. The man then asks his dog, "Who is the greatest baseball player of all time?" The dog, who like all dogs cannot fully comprehend human speech, proceeds to lick his balls.

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Q.) How do you fit a baby into a bowl? A.) With a blender! Q.) How do you get it out? A.) With Tostitos! -Sebastian and Chris (aka 100 and Zelot) (we did not make this joke, we just had to share it)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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