why didn't the printer work? it was in the toilet.

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People tell me im insane. Its all a conspiracy.

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What was the biggest party of 2010? The Democrats.

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What does the scarecrow from the wizard of oz and a zombie have in common? They both want brains.

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What does a dog do in his spare time? Lick himself.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

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A man walks into a doctors office. The doctor says "I've got good news and bad news. Which do you want first?" The man responds "Let's hear the good news." The doctor says "I ran a series of tests and found you have leukemia, but your insurance paid for everything." Shocked, the man asks "What's the bad news?" The doctor answers "Your company is switching to a private insurer and because of your pre-existing condition you've been denied coverage. None of your future treatments will be covered."

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay man's house. Knock knock... Who's there? The Chicken

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What was Hellen Keller's Dog's name? Kamikaze Go, it was the first Akita Dog in the United States.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing set? Becasue she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did the cow have to travel everywhere by an electric scooter? It had motor neurone disease.

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What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

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Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

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there is no such thing as a dumb blonde. cant you tell? I'm a blonde... skipping school.

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What do you call putting a vehicle on the side of the road? Parking.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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Four homosexuals walk into a bar and theres only one bar stool left how do they all sit down on that one bar stool. They flip the bar stool around and sit down all together

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. It was a dead monkey.

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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hello

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why did the cow die because she ate poisoned apple pie

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[] i have read and agree to the terms of service Nope

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A man walks into a bar with a sad-looking face. He orders a strong drink. The bartender asks him "What's wrong? You seem down." The man answers "Well, tough week. My wife was raped and murdered and my son was hit by a bus."

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Anti Joke

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