"jrfevkhbgjk" said the retard.

A black man walks in to a bar, and is promptly escorted from the premises, for being under the age of 21

Hi.

Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

Two boys are playing with a toy submarine. One isists it will work in a real test. The boy drowns and the company is sued.

What do you call a gay couple of kangaroos adopted baby A Joey

A child with cancer grows up.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

your mums so fat she has to use a matress as a tampon

Where do you find a one-legged cat? Right where you left it.

What do you get when you mix a dog with speeding bus? Nothing, you can't mix those two things.

Jason Connor.

what is a jews favorite holiday? the halocaust.

What is long and black The unemployment line

What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

What do you call you're mum? Depends who's reading it or just mum

Q: What do you call a black girl with braces? A: A black and decker pecker wrecker

Three men walk into a bar, they are promptly served and then they go home. Later that evening the bartender closes the bar and goes upstairs to his apartment where he is struggling with his debt... Business hasn't been as good these days.

why do woman travel in packs? because men don't travel like the sisterhood in the traveling pants

uhh i dont feel like writing a joke

Her lips aren't proportionally fit to her face

Knock Knock, Who's there? Shmellmype. Shmellmype who? HAHAHAHAHA (read out loud)

Dave: Hey, Doug! How was your day? Doug: My mother is dead.

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