- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? You have HIV.

What did the blind man get for Christmas? Poison.

Your Mama is so fat, when she jumped on the couch, she broke the couch.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Someone threw birdseed.

Chinese food tastes so oriental sometimes, sort of like asian food

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

What happend to the gay kid that walked into iran. He got shot and killed ????

What did the one legged girl do when her apartment caught on fire? She tried to hop to safety, but died of smoke inhalation.

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -A kazoo. -A kazoo who? -A small, simple musical instrument consisting of a hollow pipe with a hole in it, over which is a thin covering that vibrates and produces a buzzing sound when the player sings or hums into the pipe.

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

A blind guy was reading the newspaper, it said flying cars. I bet he did'nt see that coming!

knock knock who's there? no one, but I appreciate the fact you asked.

What did the snow flake which could talk say to the other snow flake which could talk None of us are the same.

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

Knock Knock Who's There Santa Santa Who? I stole your dog.

Q.What did the muffin say when the other muffin said, "How ya doin'?" A."HOLY CRAP A TALKING MUFFIN!"

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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Botanically speaking, cheese can't fry bagels.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

An Asian gets into her car to drive to her grandmother's house. She arrives at 6:30 and has a wonderful dinner.

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