What's black and flies? Whatever it is, it's not a car.

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Why do people make antijokes? Because they can

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Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

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a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

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Q:What do you call a bird with wings? A:A bird -Ryan Vallee

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Knock Knock Who's there? Luke Futie

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What do you call a blonde girl with ponytails? A cheerleader.

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why can't Hellen Keller hear? she is deaf.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Q: What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christimas? A: Cancer.

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What is the difference between a dog being hit by a car and an Arab being hit by a car? There are skidmarks before the dog

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A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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pretend its saturday.... what is the square root of 9? who cares? everyone knows that you don't do math on saturday.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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The Sentence Below is True The Sentence Above is False

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Alt F4

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God bless America, and no where else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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