A Black Guy, A Mexican, A White guy, an Indian guy, Santa Clause and The Easter Bunny Jump off a 500 foot cliff. Which one dies? The all do. But Santa dies first because of his weight and mass.

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How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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when do you know your a BOSS................ when you get a promotion

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Why couldn't the young girl play outside with her friends? She was bed ridden with terminal cancer.

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A guy walks into a bar. He's thirsty and wants a beer.

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Wanna here a funny joke Oh right. You can't hear

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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Recent US presidents (and their accompanying economy)

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Why did Sally eat popcorn? She was watching a movie

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Knock Knock!! Who's There? No one, your being ding dong ditched!

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:/ Meh, I am just a side character anyways... Dont really care...

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What happens when you drop the soap in Prison? You pick it back up and go about your business.

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Good boy

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Charlie Sheen walks into a bar... Every morning, and stays until it closes... [credit gilbert gottfried]

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Knock,knock whose there? The pizza delivery guy the pizza delivery guy who the pizza delivery guy who didnt give you your pizza

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What's megan fox's bra size? Wait I got a fb notification brb!

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a man walks into a bar....... thats it.

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hi im paul ! im an alien :D tyuioyt5rtyuikfuhgdehjdhfghjhgfjjhfjfjdjdjd i pe out of my finger :D

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Why did I put the baby into the blender feet first? So I could see its facial expression

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Three men walk into a bar. Neither of them saw it coming

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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