Why do blondes like cheez whiz? Because it tastes good

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

My butt!!!!!!!!

what rhymes with sloth? -RaPe-

knock knock whos there !!!!!.....WE.....ARE.......SPARTANSSSS.....!!!!!!

I have two hands. Some people dont.

Why did the chicken cross the road? How did the chicken get out of the henhouse?

Yo momma is so fat I really feel sorry for her.

What did the Dinosaur say to the Seal? Dinosaur's cant.. wait...

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

What did the robber take from the store? The managers dick

Which is correct grammar: 'I hasn't a penis got' or 'I doesn't a penis has'? Answer: They're both wrong.

fart+fart=poop

What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

You know what your problem is? I'm too good looking.

How do you kill 23 kids? You put 24 kids in an arena.

I went to a hockey game and the strangest thing happened; 2 players got into a fight!

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

this website is the funniest thing i've ever seen, besides everything i've seen that's funnier than it

Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Whats easier to fit in a trunk, babies or concrete bricks? Babies because you can hit them with a pitchfork.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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