- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

What doesn't have opposable thumbs, barks at the mail man, eats dog food, and is good at every sport? Air bud

what do you call a black man on crack? a crackhead.

how do you get someone out of a chair? hit him with a shovel

Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

A man and a dog were sitting on a hill, the dog says to the man "Nice weather we are having today isn't it?" The man then goes insane because dogs can't talk, then later commits suicide from depression caused by his wife leaving him.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

Penis.

marshal sterio had sex

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Watch your lips.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

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