- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

Clement: Hey love. Want to go out on a date? Patience: No. Clement: That's all right. Your agreement is not needed. *Clement ties up Patience's hands and feet, gags her and puts her in the back of his meat delivery van. He is planning to throw her into the sewers.

Lebron James vs. Kobe Bryant

What is worse than seeing your whole family die? Leaving your wallet on the bus.

What is the difference between your mom and a cow? One is a 1,500 pound beast, and one is a human being.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? No Neither did she

--"Do you like impressions?" -Yeah! --"Why?" ................... --"That was Socr-ates."

What do Michael Jackson and Whitney Houston have in common? They were both great singers.

"One fish, two fish, red fish, the holocost." -Dr. Seuss

What's worse than finding half a sticker in your apple Half a worm

Knock knock! Who's There? @HurricaneKris4 on Twitter Ok I'll follow you...

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs floating in a lake? Bob.

An Irishman walks out of a bar...

A Mexican and a black guy are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican.

What do you call a person who uses food stamps? Poor. What do you call a black person who uses food stamps? Still poor.

Q Why did the man run away from his shadow? A He didn't it was physicaly impossible.

When life gives you lemons... wait that wont happen

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because someone was chasing it with an axe.

What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

what has 4 legs but can't walk? a paralyzed dog

Roses are red Violets are blue I hate sex Especially with you

What's big and fat? An obese man.

What's worse then 10 babies nailed to one tree? Nailed to 10 trees

What did the cowboy say to the skunk? You smell.

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