- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

Hey, Max!!

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

why did billy drop his ice cream? he got hit by a plane that a loaf of bread was driving

What's the difference between jelly and jam? You can't jelly my dick down your throat.

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

a man walks into a bar. he orders a single drink, enjoys it, and drives home feeling a bit tipsy, but he was still able to operate his vehicle without an accident or a criminal charge.

Q.why did the chicken cross the road A. To eat some Kentucky Fried Chicken get it KFC

What happened to the Jew with a boner that ran into a wall? He broke his nose.

Why did I get raped

Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

This one sucks!

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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