- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What is worse than seven babies in a trash can? A: One baby in seven trash cans. Q: What is worse than one baby in seven trash cans? A: The Holocaust.

How do u catch a polar bear u cut a hole in the ice put peas around the hole and when the bear comes to take a pea u kick it in the ice hole

How did the carpenter do on his exam? Poorly so his parents killed him.

Sharks have teeth, I have teeth, Therefore i am a cat.

whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? A naked chinese man jumping out of your trunk to beat you with a crowbar.

Why is there world hunger? Because you touch yourself at night.

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Banana. Go away.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? In a desperate, but unsuccessful attempt to save his mothers life, as a serial killer pulled her into his van

Why didn't the little boy get to go to the movies on his birthday? He was both blind and deaf, completely defeating the purpose of going to the movies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the car.

A baby crawls into an abortion clinic.

What did the Black guy say to the White Rapper? I really like your music.

What is the difference between a car and dead babies? The car is legally obtainable by law and can run on gasoline, when dead babies are nonliving humans, and the owner of which would most likely be sent to jail.

Knock knock SCREW YOU I BUSY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

why dont black people go on cruises? there not falling for that one again

What do you call a man with no arms and legs floating in the water? Nothing, because he would drown from his absence of limbs.

What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

How are a grape and a duck alike? They're both purple... except for the duck.

Me: Whats your favorite color? Joe: Blue! Me: Wrong

What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

If one of us goes, all of us go. If we all go, none of us are left out.

Hey I just met you I'm on bathsalts your face looks tasty

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