Abe Lincholn had a son :) But he died |:

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Knock, knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest!

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A dentist, a librarian, a construction worker, a gynecologist, a zookeeper, a shoemaker, a terrorist, a politician, a cyclist, a truck driver, a kangaroo, a Mexican, a blonde, a Jewish black guy, a Honda Civic, a monkey, a penguin, an FBI agent, a stock broker, a president of a foreign country, a CEO of a very wealthy company regarding AIDS, a founder of one of top downloaded apps in the market, a chief executive, a cook, a waitress, a priest, a nun, a little boy, a fairy, a dinosaur, and a skeleton walks into a bar. There's no punchline.

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Why grannies do not buy a menstrual pads? Cause they will never have their period anymore.

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Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

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Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had cancer.

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Todays word of the day, is "legs" lets head back to your place and spread the word....

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What did the cat say to the dog? "Meow."

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What's another name for a black priest? An African American Priest.

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What do you call a former pope. Dead!

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if x marks the spot, what does y do? y does the laundry.

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What do Ethiopian children do at night? Starve

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What's the diffrents beetween a carrot and a dead baby? One I like to eat in my soup, the other one s a carrot.

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Two generals went for a trip, it went very well in general.

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Yeah, I never intended to keep that a secret. What is autocast?

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What kind of blue is not heavy? Light blue.

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What do you call a lawyer who came from the ghetto? Someone who did quite well for themselves despite coming from a tough area.

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you were my brotha, from another motha, you touch my girl, ill leave you dead in the gutta.

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Why couldn't the blonde drive? Because she was 14, thus incapable of having a drivers license

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So a black and mexican go to the foodstore to get foodstamps.the end

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What did they farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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get on your knees and make a donut face:)

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, The Holocaust. And also cancer.

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