- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no arms or legs? Doormat.

Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

Knock knock Who's there Santa who santa hates you and that is why you got nothing for Christmastime

What's worse than an STD ridden Blonde Crack Whore? a black

If I get 100 likes by tomorrow I will send 100 dollars to who ever likes it if the put down their address and say its for Louis Ok?

A man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "What's up?" The man replies, "The opposite of down."

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Your Momma's So fat, that she is quite unhealthy, and she should stop spending her life savings at fast food restaurants. Probably should stop drinking pop as well.

Why did the Mexican stop mowing the family's lawn? Because he felt it was time for his son to learn some responsibility.

What did the black man say to the other black man. We're both niggas.

Did you hear about the big Polish tragedy? There was a power outage in Poland's busiest shopping mall, People were stuck on the escalators for 4 hours. A woman gave birth in the elevator and died.

Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

Why couldn't the plane fly? The pilot was a muffin.

A man walks into a store and says "Roses are red, Violets are blue, there is a bomb strapped to my chest, give me all the money"

What's better than sex? Nothing

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

Name two things that are stupid and can get stupider. You can't , there's only one a blonde

what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

A elementary school child was waiting at the bus stop for the bus to come. All of the sudden, the bus comes around the corner, pulls up, stops and he gets in.

Knock knock Who's there? Doug I'm sorry Doug, I cannot answer the door, as I am a parrot well trained in English. But am locked in a cage.

My dog has no nose! Then how does he smell? Terrible!

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

Q: Where does a hooker go for her footlong? A: Subway

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