Where did the Welsh man work? At an office complex.

What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

A: how do u wake up lady gaga? B: you poke her face

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

Q: why are black people good at basketball? A: because they practice

Women's Rights.

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

How many dull people does it take to replace a lightbulb? One.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

a ginger has a soul

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

Anti Joke

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