iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

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who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

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What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

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Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

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how do you make a dead baby float? take your foot off its head.

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Yes.

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I can't remember if I have Azheimer's or not.

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what rhymes with pirates? not Somalia because i don't consider a inflatable boat a pirate ship.

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How many dislikes can this get?

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A man runs over a woman with his car, whose fault was it? The woman's for trying to cross the street in the dark without a crosswalk.

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What is the best part about football The scoring

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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How do you get 1000 pokemon on to a bus? Pikachu!

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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Why do flamingos hold up one leg?f If they held up two they'd fall down.

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

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What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

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whats blue and can be seen in the sky? the sky.

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Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

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That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

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whats your name? bumder:)

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What's white and hides in a tree. A refrigerator.

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Q. What did the fat guy get for his birthday? A. diabetes

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Anti Joke

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