My Joke Is The Persons Below Me I I V

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Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

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Whats better than an anti joke? Having sex with a supermodle

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What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

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Justin bieber is a loser! One Direction all the way baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<3

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what's retarded and has red hair? You. ;)

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I'm asking, really... ..come on, someone has to know...

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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What did the man do when he walked into the gym? Died of a brain aneurysm.

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Do you know what they say? Words

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What do you call a tall midget? Well tall is a relative term so a midget may be considered tall compared to something or someone shorter. Say if a midget was compared to a baby he/she would be considered tall, considering the baby's small height. However midgets are looked at short by most people who are taller than them because of their physical problem that they can do nothing about.

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Yes, finally caught that mouse!

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What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

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What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

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What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot.

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why was there a man outside the 56th floor window? he was a window washer and needed the money.

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want to hear a joke? Woman's rights

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A Priest, a Minister, and a Rabbi walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says, "What is this, a joke?"

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Two men walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what would you like to drink?". The horse, unable to comprehend english, just nods and proceeds to shit on the floor

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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