What a russian says to another russian? I don't know, but it must be somthing in russian.

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What is black, white, and red, and can't turn around in a hallway? A nun with a spear through her head.

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If you replace all the letters in your name with G A Y it spells Gay... your gay

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Q:If a lesbian woman is wearing a jean jacket, high heels, camouflage shorts, and sunglasses, what gender is she ? A: Sheep.

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A priest, a midget, and the toothfairy walk into a bar. Barack Obama.

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What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

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A mexican Police officer walks into a crime scene. "Ouch." he exclaims, rubbing his forehead where a red bump is already surfacing.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats funnier than a Dead Baby in a bathtub? Nothing Thats as good as it gets!

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A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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What is worse than 20 black men stealing your TV? Having your family die in tragic car accident.

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Why is the fat kid laying on the ground crying? Because I hit him with a shovel

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Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

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What do you get when an elephant and a penguin have a baby? Dunno, it's seems highly improbable.

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Tom buys his wife Mary the latest Eco friendly car. The car is said to get well over 100 miles on a tank of gas. A week later, Tom is stunned to learn that while Mary was driving to the supermarket the car ran out of gas. The tank was full and Mary only drove 5 miles. How is this possible? Mary was involved in a horrible car accident. The gas tank immediately emptied and set fire to Mary and her baby.

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What is the difference between a doorknob? Toast.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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Yo mamma is so nice, when she bakes a batch of cookies, there's enough for everybody.

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What do you call a unicorn without a horn? A horse.

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I'm a brony. I'm a brony. I'm a brony. Screw this shit, I'm not a brony anymore. I'm a man. I'm a man. Screw this too. I'm dead, not in bed.

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Why really answer a question when you can just respond, "because you touch yourself." For example, Q: Why did fluffy die? A: Because you touch yourself.

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obama's promises

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