Why did I get raped

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Where does lady gags buy her bran flakes ? Sainsburys

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Q: Why did the rich Wallstreet business man move into Harlem? A: Because sex offenders weren't welcome anywhere else.

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Two penguins are sitting in a bathtub. That would never happen because penguins would not be anywhere near a bath-tub at any point in their lives, I would be more concerned wondering why a penguin is in the US and calling animal control than making up a joke about it.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey. By darragh hamilton

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, sauce on apples.

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This one sucks!

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What do you have when you take the gun, badge and uniform away from a cop? A man in his underwear.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

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How did the asian find his family? He didn't because they all look the same.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You finish on her teddy bear.

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Why did Jane scared of the video about a clown dancing in the room? Because it was her room.

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Why did the man go to the toilet with his brother? Because Mario and Luigi had to go down in it.

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How do you get a one armed man to fall out of a tree? Wave.

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lyren is a big meanyhead

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Two tigers, walking down Oxford St. One turns to the other & says, "Quiet for a Saturday, don't you think?"

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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Bake until golden at 375

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Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

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Knock knock. Who's there? Black guy. Due to your skin tone I feel you may cause potential danger to me and my family, so for that reason I will not allow you to enter my home.

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Where is my tractor?

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What did the little boy with cancer get for Christmas? Toys -Lets Go MEts

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Why is there milk on the stairs? Did the cow leak again?

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Hitler: I said PASS THE JUICE! not GAS THE JEWS!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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