- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I've got a shotgun with two bullets. I've got two enemies. What do I do with the gun? Go bird hunting.

Ask me if i'm a tree... "Are you a tree?".... No

There are two fish in a bathtub. One turns to the other and says "Could you please pass the soap?" The other one says "What do I look like to you, a typewriter?"

whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

Person1: Why did the chicken cross the road? Person2: I dunno.-. to get to the other side? Person1: :( I dream of a better tomorrow where a chicken can cross the street without having his motives questioned

say this really fast dick chick, chick, dick, dick chick,chick dick, dick chick if you cant like it

Why can't T-rex give hih fives, Because they're dead...

Why is it hot outside? Because God made it so.

What has wings, is bald, and can't fly? A bald eagle. I lied about the part where it can't fly.

Roses are red Violtes are Blue Sugar is Sweet and salt is salty

3 Mormon men walk by a blonde woman eating a banana. They are not distracted by this and continue their journey of spreading Christianity.

what did one mental hospital worker say to the other? Billy your not a mental hospital worker, give heather back her clothes so I can escort you back to your cell.

What did the man say to the really attractive woman? We are different genders

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

whats the difference between chuck norris and a normal human being? nothing

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm about to kill you Don't scream, here's a lollipop

Why did the black man wear a coat, shirt, pants, and underwear on a rainy day? Because he didn't want to be naked.

Q:whats yellow and flys through walls A:A magical Banana

Q: how do you make a baby blow bubbles? A: hold it under water, or as an alternative you could hold it under its twin sisters blood.

Roses are red Violets are blue In Soviet Russia They had communism

Why did the black man order a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken? His wife just died in a tragic car accident and he is a horrible cook.

What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a red sports car? A red sports car was never a living organism.

Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

Roses are red Violets are blue Roses can also be white And violets can also be purple

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