- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead.

There's a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. Just kidding! Redheads arn't real.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

What did the blind guy say when he walked past a fish store? Something smells fishy

Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

How do you kill a Chinese man? There are many ways, all of which are horrible

Why did the blonde become a cannibal? Because she got hungry.

a ginger has a soul

What do you call a fish with no "eyes" Dead

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

Roses are angry Violets are too My head is scratchy I need shampoo

What did one potato say to the other. Let's get baked!( hope u dont mind that this isnt a anti-joke well i dont know what it is so sue me)

what did the man do when he went to save the other man from drowning? drowned with him...

An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk. The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

a man walked up to me and said someone is dying with long terminal cancer i said who? man replies your cat. i replied i don't have a cat. man says whoops wrong person

Why didn't the blind girl say hi to anyone? Because she was blind.

iPhone's. Amirite? That's not even an anti-joke. Just a joke.

who hooks up with grade 7's? •Jake Muchnik

How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

A duck flies to someone's backyard pool. Moments later it takes a dump , then suddenly flies away.

There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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