- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the newlywed couple who couldn't tell the difference between KY jelly and window putty? All their windows fell out.

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

what did one picture frame say to the other? Well you could answer with hows it hanging but thats not logical because they are inanimate

this guy didnt get any pussy last night so go easy on him I I I V

How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

What's the difference between a large pizza and a Mexican? A large pizza can feed a family.

Christopher Reeve walks into a room.

i went through your mum like a plane on 9,11

What type of person does a black guy go to when he's sick? The doctor

Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

That dress looks amazing on you considering how fat you are.

Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

Would you like a better house, car, spouse, and a better life all together? No, no thanks.

What's harder than nailing a baby to a tree? My penis whilst im doing it.

Whats brown and sticky? A peice of poo

So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

What do you call a dancing panda bear? I'm not sure, but panda bears are pretty big, so the possibility of them dancing is highly unlikely.

Q: What's better than ice cream? A: Two ice creams! Q: What's better than 2 ice creams? A: Still two ice creams!

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