What did the cancer patient do during Willow Smith's "Whip My Hair"? -Nothing.

What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

What's the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

A boat drowns in the middle of the water. Everyone dies except for an Asian guy. Why did he live? Because he could swim.

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Why can't Helen Keller hear or talk straight? Because she's dead

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

What can Harry Potter NOT see with his glasses? His parents...alive.

Every time a bell rings, a noise is made.

why couldent Hellen Keller drive? Because shes a woman.

Knock, Knock Who's there? A robber who will most likely kill you along with anyone else who will ruin their chances of becoming more wealthy off your most prized possessions.

Whats hotter than a sunny day. A pot of boiling water.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

what was hitlers rap album called? straight outta mein kampfton

Knock-knock who's there? interrupting cow interupting cow who? moo.

why did the stupid blonde run straight into oncoming traffic? because there was a small child there that could have been seriously injured.

Why did the man go to the barber? To get a haircut

A man walks into a bar and orders 6 shots. They all miss.

What's worse than this joke? Taking a dump on an airplane as it crashes in to the World Trade Center.

What killed the cat? Feline Leukemia

Every sixty seconds in Africa... a minute passes - plz like to save Africa!

What did the teacher say to the student? Get in the closet

What's yellow and if it gets in your eye, you'll die? a yellow train.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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