How do you know it's a Mexican's birthday? They bring cupcakes to school for your entire class to enjoy.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

There was an Irishman and an Australian who walked into a bar. There was also an American, who didn't. Why didn't the American walk into the bar? He was a midget.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

1. In 2010, 8.8 million people fell ill with Tuberculosis. 2. Up to 70,000 children died in 2010 due to Tuberculosis. 3. Tuberculosis is the leading killer of people living with HIV with 1.4 million deaths. 4. Death from Tuberculosis has dropped 40% since 1990. 5. No country has ever eliminated Tuberculosis entirely. 6. About 46 million Tuberculosis patients have been successfully treated since 1995. 7. Children under 5 years old rarely get the disease. 8. Edgar Allen Poe’s mother, foster mother, and wife all died of Tuberculosis. 9. It can take up to 12 months to recover from Tuberculosis. 10. People with tuberculosis have symptoms such as cough that “won’t go away”, a cough that brings up blood, a fever lasting longer than 2 weeks, night sweats, fatigue, or noticeable amounts of acute weight loss. 11. Nearly 2 million people die from tuberculosis yearly. 12. Tuberculosis kills 5,000 people daily.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why do black people eat so much fried chicken? Because it's delicious!

thumb_up thumb_down +25

what's shaped like a tree? a tree

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Why did the creator of Anti-Joke.com make the website? Because he probably wanted to promote his book and make more money.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What did the gay man say to the deaf man? I don't know, I can't hear.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do you call 12 black doctors in a dark room? 12 black doctors in a dark room.

thumb_up thumb_down +25

Chuck Norris walks into a bar. Everybody leaves except Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson never walked out alive

thumb_up thumb_down +25

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

thumb_up thumb_down +25

William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

69. Yeah- that's my street address.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

thumb_up thumb_down +23

wanna hear a joke? not really

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead. Q: Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? A: Because he was stapled to the monkey.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What did the African do when he found out he was constipated? He ate a laxative and went to the toilet

thumb_up thumb_down +23

what is 6 + 8 a math equation

thumb_up thumb_down +23

what did the boy say to the girl? make me a sandwich.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Knock Knock Who's There? Robin Robin Who? Robin Williams Whoa, too early bro

thumb_up thumb_down +23

An Asian teenager bought his first gun, and proceeded to go hunting with his father in the wilderness.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

What was the tallest mountain before Mount Everest was discovered? Mount Everest

thumb_up thumb_down +23

I like my women how I like my salad. Without a penis.

thumb_up thumb_down +23

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops