" Hey you have something on your face. " ( man speaking punches the guy he was talking to ) " It was pain."

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What doesnt have arms and legs? A brick.

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How many rabbits does it take to screw in a light buld? None, it is scientifically impossible for a rabbit to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because he was a pussy.

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So a guy with ADD walks into a... Hey Look! A Chicken!

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Four Iraqis played hide and seek 17 years ago, one of them missing, why? he's still hiding.

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Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

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Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

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why did the imagrant cross the road the cops were on his tail for false identity of the chicken

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A man walks into a zoo. There is only one animal, a dog. It's a shitzu.

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If you challenge the tarsier to a staring contest, it wouldnt undersand a word you say, but it would stare at you when you would think that was apropos. the tarsier wouldnt really think anything and would just make a peepee

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this is the part where we na na na na every good song needs a na na na na wake up at night screaming na na na na my grandmothers nickname is nana

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Knock knock. Who is it? The police officer. ok, im not home.

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Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

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A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

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Knock, Knock ..... ..... No one is home, they've been evicted.

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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what's the difference between fulham and sunderland ? hugh grant and lilly allen's dad

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What do you call a tall Asian Tall

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Yo mamma's so old she is dead.

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Cry me a river. then try and build a bridge, fail, and walk away frustrated

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What's gay and ugly? An ugly gay.

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How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Generally one, however, in cases where the light fixture is unusually high, a ladder may be necessary. Some people like having a second person hold the ladder as they climb it. In this unconventional circumstance, it would take precisely two Jews to change a lightbulb. Also, Jews are bad people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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