p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

Jacob went onto anti-jokes cause Brock told him to and Jacobs his bitch.

Do you know what's not right? Left.

Knock Knock Who's There? Just open the damn door I forgot my key and I really need to pee

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Shane Murchan is GAY ..... :L

Jews... The only funny thing they did was piss off Adolf Hitler

How do white people screw in light bulbs? They read a manual.

Why are oranges blue? Wait there orange... right

Whats a box full of sand? a sandsquare

whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

Why did Bill yell? Because he stepped on a nail.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

What happended to the family in the hurricane? They died stupid

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

A:Your so fat that you take up the hole room B:If i am fat,Then i can crush you down thin head!

A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

A bear walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "What'll it be." The bear mauls his face off and kills several other patrons before police show up and fire three rounds in it's face.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

A white man wakes up in the middle of the night and sees a black burglar trying to steal his hard earned possessions that he slaved many hours for, being a man who enjoyed living a man of luxury and hates people of foreign nature who steal his things said to him. " get out"

What's the square root of 69? 8.3

What do u call a women between to black guys? -loose

Why was the girl stupid? She didn't pay attention in school because everyone was making fun of her blonde hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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