- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bill: Did you hear someone said you sounded like an owl? Dave: Who?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

The ability to beleive it's butter. Oh shit, wrong site

How did Helen Keller meet her husband? On a blind date.

Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

Q: If Jack Bauer is partially gay, then what are you? A: His sidekick -Ryan Vallee

Penis.

marshal sterio had sex

What's worse than ten babies nailed to one tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

What happens when you shoot a priest in the heart? He dies.

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

Scientist 1: "What's your research paper about?" Scientist 2: "Homosexuality in fruit bats." Scientists 3, 4 & 5: "AHAHAHAHA LOL WUT"

Q: What did the prostitute say to the other prostitute? A: I have AIDS.

this is an anti joke THIS IS NOT A JOKE O:

Watch your lips.

Knock knock. Who's there? Sorry, wrong number.

How much does a polar bear weigh? The average male weights approximately 1150lbs.

Why did the Jew have very bad gas? He had very rough anal sex and air got stuck up his bum

democracy

Whats the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair? Cancer.

What's faster than a Jew running after a penny? A car.

What did the man do after he took a bite of his pie? Chew. After that? Swallow. Then? Repeat.

A Mexican, an Asian, a black guy, a white guy, a Jew, and a hispanic............... i forgot.

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