- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Q: What comes first the chicken or the egg? A: Pineapple.

Chrissy is funny.

What did Joan of Arc have for her last meal? Steak

what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Q. What's louder than one dinosaur? A. A whole bunch of dinosaurs.

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

Drunk irish man

What did the salad say to the dressing? Nothing! Carrots don't talk!

A socialist, a Muslim, and an illegal immigrant walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What can I get for you Mr.President

What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrarri? A dead baby is a non-living human, while a Ferrarri is a brand of car.

how long does it take a black woman to shit? 3 to 5 minutes depending on the food she ingested earlier that day

A woman walks into a bar and orders a pint of ale. "Are you a Lesbian?", joked the barman. "Yes", replied the woman.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z which one does not belong answer: none

What did the dead person say? Nothing, dead people cant talk, coz they are dead

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

she wasn't 18

How do you find Will Smith in a snowstorm? You look for the black guy.

A man was getting surgery on his knee and the surgeon accidentally left a knife in his leg. The man's leg was severely infected and he proceeded to die in the following weeks. His family will mourn this loss for years to come.

whats blue and fuzzy?.... blue fuzz

Why was the black woman poor? Well, she grew up in a wealthy family, but both of her parents died. Her new parents were not very supportive and she began to not care about school. She did not go to college because of this and was not able to get a job. Therefore, she had no money.

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