women outside of the kitchen

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Why'd the aborted fetus cross the road? 9/11

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Men's Sports

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don't look behind you

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What's cooler than being cool? Being really cool

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

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What did the black cat say to the tabby cat?? Meow

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No. Yes.

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Woman's rights.

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What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples, how many pancakes can hit the roof? ...Purple!! Because aliens don't wear hats.

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This site is easy to upload to...

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how do you starve a man who is on welfare? hide his food stamps under his work boots.

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The cow went moo

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Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

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whats funny? laughing at people when they die a slow and painful death.

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How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? They can't change anything.

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Roses are brown I like clouds this joke isn't funny so don't laugh..... Oh an I am trying to get the most dislikes so whatever you do don't like it:(:(:(

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Why was the T-Rex always sad? He couldn't clap his hands.

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a woman came back from a long vacation, one of her male employes noticed that her breast were much larger, "wow, did you get a boob job?" he asked. she replied "no i have breast cancer"

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Knock knock Who's there? Hello??? .....

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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What part of NO can't you understand? The part where you pronounce the 'N'.

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Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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