- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

How did the mermaid break her arm? She fell out of a tree.

Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and a man? Nothing. I was lying about their being a difference.

what is the difference between babies and trampolines? you take your shoes off when jumping on a trampoline

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

what's red, blue, and white all over? The American Flag

Whats worse than a paper cut? Nine/Eleven

Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

An asian without a future.

Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

Why didn't the pro-choice, pregnant woman have an abortion? It was a planned pregnancy.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

why did the boy fall of the bridge? He got shot in the head.

i have a white dog on my and have the strangest boner

What do you call two mexican's jumping the border? people with a hard life trying to get to the new world.

What do you call a person with an arrow in their head? Dead

What did the avocado say to the person? I can't talk

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

Knock Knock Who's There? Due to the fact that the man asked who's there instead of promptly opening the door, the women on the other side was raped and killed, because she went to that house to seek help.

Seth stock has a large penis

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

a man is having trouble getting onto the internet on his home computer. so he he calls a computer technician to help him. \

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

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