A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

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What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

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Kah-________-

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how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

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What's black and white, and red all over ? A penguin in a blender.

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whats beter than a dead pile of babies? the alive one that has to eat its way out

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Dislike if you are gay (watch how many dislikes this joke gets :P)

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no

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If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

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DONT READ THIS. YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BYrnTHE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE.TOMMOROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. NOWrnYOU'VE STARTED READING THIS. DON'T STOP. THIS IS SO FREAKY.rn1. say your name ten times.rn2.say your mom's name five times.rn3. say your crushes three timesrn4. paste this to four other groups.rnIf you do this, your crush will kiss you on the nearest Friday.rnBut if you read this and do not paste this, then yournwill have very bad luck.rnSEND THIS TO 5 GROUPS IN 143 MINUTES. WHENrnYOU'RE DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR CRUSH'S NAME WILL APPEAR IN BIG LETTERSrnON THE SCREEN. THIS IS SO FREAKY BECAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKSrnrnrn

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what's better to a kid than ice cream from an ice cream truck? when you realize the driver was at your house 3 days ago notifying you that he is a convicted pedophile.

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Why did the elephant cross the road? The chicken was on vacation.

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women's rights

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What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

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I could even argue that having blood on your penis is kinda fun sometimes.

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What has wings and flies at night? A black man with wings

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why did the chicken cross the road??? I don't know, that's why I asked you -_-

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why was little jimmy sad? he had a frog stapled to his mouth why did little jimmy drop his ice cream cone? he got hit by a bus why did little jimmy fall of the swingset? he didnt have any arms what did little jimmy want for Christmas? parents what did he get for Christmas? cancer knock knock whos there? not jimmy

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A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

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How did Pikachu jump off of a 100 story building and survive? He's not real

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Your mother is so old that her prom theme was fire

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Wieners? A: Nothing. your last name is a male sex organ

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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