- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

THE GAME

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

What's the difference between a duck?

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

Take my wife- to the store.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

sally stole a t.v what happend next? she was arested

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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