- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man give his friends for Christmas? More AIDS.

what's big fat and hairy yo mamma

What do you call 10,000 black men with their heads sticking out of the ground? Afro-turf

What happened when the joke was bad? crippled up like cancer of the eye

An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

Bake until golden at 375

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

what's faster than an asian on a bicylce on payday? many things

what do you say to a black man with a Porsche? "hey man, i like your car."

What did Aaron Pfeifer say to Zach Faller ? Yee

what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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