- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 eyes but can't see... an asian

Your mama's so fat her patronus is a cake!

your mommas so ugly it is affecting her self esteem!

Why did the plane crash? -Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

How do you kill yourself You jump of a cliff

A terrorist walks into a bomb shop. He soon realizes he's in the wrong shop, leaves and goes on with his day.

A ninja walks into a bar the bartender asks "what would you like?" The ninja says "i'll have two green eyes" the bartender says "we dont have green eyes this is america" so the ninja is so mad that he goes home and brutally beats his wife with a spatula.

a man walked into a bar "ouch"

If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

Why did the womens basketball team beat the mens? the men were locked in a refrigerator

What's worse than missing your favorite TV show? 9/11.

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

Why did the family go to Mexico? Because they were deported

Why did Coolio appear in the joke below? He did not, he was not for real at this particular situation... Well It was actually a typo because some douchebag told me Coolio sang that song and I forgot to change the name after finding the truth... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

What is black, has either black or yellow stripes, and cannot climb trees? A parking lot.

Roses are Gray, Violets are Gray, I am color-blind, I hate my life

Why were little Suzie's parents crying? Suzie was kidnapped by Al Qeada

There was once a joke without a proper ending and so

What do you call a baby in a blender? The newest Doritos dip.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the the wheels.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

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