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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Guy: If you can guess what's in my hand, you can have it. Girl: If it fits in one hand, you can keep it!

Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything's black, I'm Blind.

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange. Orange who? The orange that can talk and knock on doors.

Q. why was Martin Luther King assassinated? A. he wasn't his son was

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

ask me if im a tree! NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Some dude and his son are driving to school. They get into a car accident so the have to go the the hospital. But when the doctor comes in, the doctor says "I can't oporate on this boy! He's my son!" Who's the doctor? His Mom.

What does A duck smoke? Quack

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had escaped from a KFC slaughterhouse, and proceeded forward to avoid getting caught. However, the chicken did not consider the childhood lectures off his parents about crossing the road safely, and got ran over by a black Golf GTI, and died instantly.

A man walked into a bar, was surprised to find his wife with another man, and had a heart attack.

i was going to say a gay joke butt f*** it.

What's worse than a tornado that kills your whole whole family? Nothing.

What is the Civil War called in Virginia? The War of Northern Aggression.

What do you call a seven foot Egyptian named Randy who trains leopards to uproot floral cactuses? Randy.

How do you do you cure cancer? Very carefully.

How do you get three Canadians out of a pool? Say "Hey guys time to get out of the pool."

Two rocks are in the playground. Nothing happens, because rocks are not sentient beings and are thus incapable of producing any sort of activity on their own.

An airplane crashes into a state park. There are no survivors. Susan continues her stroll in the park, considering she is blind, deaf and in a wheelchair, she isn't aware of the nearby disturbance

What did a dodo do after his last meal? Become extinct

Whats worst than a worm in you apple? 2 worms in your apple. Whats worst than two worms in your apple? An apple in your Worm. Whats worst than that? I don't know plenty of international tragedies such as plane crashes, and please don't say the holocaust. I was going to say 2 apples in your worm.

2 people with ADD are playing baseball. One of them pitches to the other guy and the other guy swings his arms around, misses, then gets hit by a baseball bat. The batter then realized he was the pitcher and the other guy has gone off chasing after a bird that just flew by.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

Nobody doesn't like Sarah Lee. There are no humans, at all, anywhere in the world, who do not like Sarah Lee. None. Not even one. They do not exist in reality. Everyone likes Sarah Lee. Everyone.

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