A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? None, now stop hallutinating about wood chuck.

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1 + 1 = 3

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Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

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Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

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What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Knock knock Who's there? Sergeant Sergeant who? Sergeant John Clancy. I regret to inform you that Billy your son has just unfortunately been killed in the electronic fan factory in which he works.

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roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

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A man runs into a bar. He is instantly knocked out.

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John Kerry walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and says, "Hey, why the lost election?"

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John: Hey Bill, ORANGE you in the mood to go to a Phillies game? Bill: Yes! So let's make like a banana and raise our potassium levels drastically and leave right away to beat the rush hour traffic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not good at poems Nice tits

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What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

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Roses are red Violets are blue I rather sleep in the class Like a boss in the school -HairyBoss

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What does it smell like, what does it feel like, do you like it? Yes

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

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Why do matt Daly jokes suck? Because he has Downs.

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How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

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Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

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I used to be an inventor, but I had other ideas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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