A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

Roses are red Violets are blue You think this will rhyme But it ain't gonna.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

How do you keep a puppy warm? You throw it in the fire...

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what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

knock knock. who's there? ya ya who? dot com

Some blind tall guy asked a rich dude about time when the rich dude looked at his klock he remembred many things in his ugly terrible life so he said to the blind guy : its 5PM

You're momma's so fat, Oh wait. She's not.

Pull over dat ass to fat, no seriously your blocking a firelane

two penguins are sitting in a bath tub. one penguin says, "hey, can you hand me the soap?" the other penguin says, "what do i look like, a typewriter?"

SCUBA is spelt S C U B A

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A black man walks up to a bank teller and pulls out a gun, he proceeds to tell the bank teller he saw a white man drop it outside the bank.

A small boy called peter got stuck up a tree, a man walks past and said "how did you get up there?" peter replies "i fell"

have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

yo mamas so ugly she makes blind children cry

Stop being a centipede

What do you call a pakistani with a backpack on a plane? A passenger with ordinary hand luggage

What time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? I don't know, I don't have a watch anymore.

whats better then 10 babies nailed to 1 tree... 1 baby nailed to 10 trees!

What do you call a black man driving a bus? By his name

If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

Not mine I want no credit...these were made by two genius's What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse than the holocaust? Getting raped by a giant scorpion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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