- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What happened when a mouse ran up the clock and it struck 12? A. It fell off and got raped by an 80 year old Asian lady with breast cancer

What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

Why did the kid stop going to school? His alarm clock broke.

What's funny about 9/11? All of it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Having lost his job, wife, and general sanity, he resorted to suicide by car accident.

What is worse than getting a virus on your computer? Having your mother die of malaria

What's worse than eating brussel sprouts? Getting raped by a brussel sprout.

what happened to Timmy when he fell off his bike? CANCER.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

whats worse than a dead cat in your apple? a dead baby in your apple.

what does a gorilla do when it sleeps. it snores.

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

Customer: "I can't turn my computer on." Phone support: "Do you have power?" Customer: "Yes." Phone support: "Do you have fingers?" Customer: "No."

A creationist, an evolutionist, and Neanderthal Man walk into a bar. They order two beers and a glass of red wine. The bartender asks: "Will that be all?". The evolutionist says "Yes"

Black History Month

You wanna hear a JOKE ?!! Justin Bieber has a DlCK !!!

When is a tree not a tree? When it's a rock.

You wanna hear a funny joke? Sorry, but I'm really not a funny guy. Not a comedian, you know.

Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, I have Alzheimers, Hey i just met you.

who farted your mother

Why wasn't the turkey hungry on thanksgiving? Because it was dead!

Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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