What is the best thing about chuck norris? hes holding a gun to my hea

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says "Why the long face?" The horse, being unable to understand the barman, breaks a table and shits on the floor.

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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Q: What's the biggest difference between a black man and a white man? A: Their skin color.

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What is the result of a couples' feud? 96.

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A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

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Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

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Have you heard about the Polish kamikaze pilot? No, you haven't, because it would be historically and culturally incorrect.

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Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

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What's the difference between a box of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage

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have you ever tasted ethiopian food? ..... neither have they

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A woman is walking down the street. A midget approaches her and with his keen sense of smell, informs the tall woman of her delicious scent and says, "Ma'am your hair smells lovely, may I please take a closer sniff?" Then woman obliges and the midget is arrested for alleged rape, or as he put it, trying to sniff her vagina.

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What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

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Do u liek mudkipz GO TROLLING

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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why did the clown go to the hospital? i hit him in the leg with an axe.

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The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

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Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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