Q. What does a rock and a bird have in common? A. Everything. Except a bird can fly and has wings and can breath and eats and makes babies...

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What do you call a toddler with a gun? Interesting

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Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

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Two black people jump off a cliff. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

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A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

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A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

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women's rights

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Why did was micheal jackson named micheal jackson? because his was

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Lots of things. Life isn't all about you, you know.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because, the farmer lacked basic fence mending skills

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I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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What did the Vampire say to the pastor? Nothing. You have to be real to talk

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Knock Knock Who's there Bannana O He lives next door

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I WILL DESTROY ISIS

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what did one tree say to the other? move over

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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how do you confuse a blond?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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