- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

How can you tell if a calendar is popular? From stock order lists and also from accounts records.

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A cyclist.

whats white and lives in a tree a fridge

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How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

Take my wife- to the store.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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