What did the father say to his gay son? "Finish your homework."

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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A boy was constantly getting bullyed at school... so he went home

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What did John the accountant do when he saw a flying dog, He woke up from a wonderful dream and started his day

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The WNBA

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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what's black and blue and has red all over it? A dead body ^_^

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Me: I have a great knock knock joke but you have to start it off. You: Knock knock Me: who's there? You: silence as the person is confused as what's going on

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what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead walk into a bar. There is also a woman with black hair standing outside, and the man next to her is bald.

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What do you get when you put a cat in a Xerox machine? A copycat.

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AHAHAHAHAHA XD I cant for the life of me imagine Donald Duck accusing anyone of being a seducer XD, my eyes are tearing up XD If I do not type anything more, its because I died of laughter and joy XD But those "cartoons" where made for adults, ever seen steamboat Willie? That is one of my favorites, I always liked Mickey Mouse a bit better, Donald kinda changed a lot.

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What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

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Q: How do you get a one armed blond of of a tree? A: You grab a ladder and help her down safely.

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Your mom was diagnosed with aids. Her prognosis was 6 months....clearly this joke is about the Holocaust.

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A hipster gets summoned for jury duty. The case is solved promptly and everyone goes home happy.

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A: What did the banana say to the other banana? B: I don't know, what? A: I don't know either, I was hoping you did.

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How do you determine the population of mexico? Send out a census every 4 years.

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Q: What did the chinese man say to the other Chinese man? A: I don't know, I don't sneak Chinese

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knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Wayne Gacy.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting cancer from a horse.

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Eine blonde Frau mit ihrem Sohn in Walmart, da sie die Lebensmittel-und Getränkebereich zu nähern, sehen sie ein mexikanischer Mann Blick in die Eier. Der Mann bittet um Hilfe aus der blonden Frau über die Qualität von Eiern. Sie sagt, ABD Eggs sind die besten, so dass die mexikanischen Kerl entscheidet, dass. Beim Verlassen des kleinen Jungen zeigt auf den Mexikaner Jungs Hut und ruft: "Aliens!" die Mutter bekommt wirklich peinlich und ruft ihren Sohn für sein Verhalten und sagt, es ist nicht richtig. Die Mutter wird erleichtert, dass sie sagen, dass die mexikanischen Kerl konnte nicht hören, da er Musik hören. Auf dem Weg aus der Mutter entdeckt einen violetten Flüssigkeit tropft aus der mexikanischen Jungs Haar. Sie fragt ihn, und er antwortet "Sein das Haargel". Die Blondine und Sohn nickt und setzt auf ihr Leben

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How do you get a dog to obey your rules?¿¿? Threaten to beat it with a rod!¡!

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