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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Lady Gaga arrive at the Grammy's in an egg? Because she was born that way.

What do you call a black man with no education? An unfortunate outcome of our meritocratic society.

What do you call a man or woman who has sex, records it on video, and sells the recordings for money? A porn star.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

Q.Why did the chicken cross the road? A.forty-two

What's longer then Hitlers gas bill Chris Browns Penis

Why did the black guy only turn left? Because he was mentally retarded and couldn't tell left from right and had no idea where he was going

Person 1 : i need to sneeze Person 2 : ok ( person 1 sneezes ) Person 2 : bless u ( few seconds later ) did u sneeze? Person 1 : yep :)

What's something 9/10 people enjoy? A gang rape.

As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

whats one word that gets everyones attention? rapist,bomb,and sex

Roses are Red Violets are blue I like poo F*** on You By drew bolton

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

what do you call a somone who murders someone else? black.

An Irish man walks out of a bra.

How many dead babies fit into a bathtub? 23

Two guys walk into the woods an saw a naked lady.One guys ran away. When his friend met up with him he ask why did u run away. He siad "my mom said if i a naked lady that i would turn to stone and i felt myself getting hard."

Swiggity Swooty. I'm currently in pursuit for that part of your body people refer to as "booty".

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Q. What is green and has wheels? A. Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

What did the child who tried to hang himself, but wasn't heavy enough to achieve breaking his neck do? Died slowly.

Knock Knock! The man inside chooses not to answer the door and the caller walks away.

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