Why was it sad that the kid was playing football? He had no arms and legs and he was the football.

What did the man on the beach say to Michael Jackson? I thought you were dead.

p p p penis. penis's are big and juicy

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

what would Michael jakson do if he was alive? scream and hit the top of his coffin

Roses are red Violets are blue this poem makes no sense Potato

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What do you call a mexican hopping over fences - A parkour Artist

What's Pink And Fluffy? Pink Fluff.

what do you call a man that just got brutally murdered? i don't know, check his birth certificate.

why is black such a deprssing color because it symbolizes death

A chicken cross's the road it dies when a car runs it over

when does lady gaga wake up? when she dreams about a bad romance

Romney 2012

GIRLS that think they can out-drink MEN.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

What's brown and smells like poop? A monkey.

Why couldn't Helen Keller see or hear? She was blind and deaf.

What do you call a black man that robs a bank? A bank robber

what are you called if your really funny but you not smart? the class clown

Q. What did the man say when his car broke down. A. Damn it, my car broke down.

Women's sports.

Why did Jimmy through a glass at spouse? Jimmy was an abusive husband who had a tendancy to drink too much.

Why did the man climb the mountain? Because he lacked excitement in his life.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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