- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

why did suzie fall off the swing? she had no arms. knock knock. who's there? well, its not suzie.

How do you get a nun pregnant? Screw her.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can not talk, therefore we can never find out from the chicken, who is the only thing that knows why it crossed the road. Scientists have study chickens and say that it most likely saw something edible, like a bug or some grain and walked over to eat it.

you know whats weird about italians? their italian

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

why couldn't the the black man get a job? because he doesn't posses the correct work ethic.

Why did the dead baby cross the road? It didn't because it had died from an uncaring mother and father that dumped it's corps on the side of the highway.

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A Boy went up to his dad and told him he was hungry. His dad then beat him to death.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

Roses are red violets are blue a face like yours belongs in a zoo don't be sad cause I'll be there to not in the cage but laughing at you

A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's black and white and red all over? A nun in a blender.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

How are Polish people and dogs the same? They aren't. One is a human being, and one is a dog. Do not be stupid.

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What's worse than having a bad hair day? Vietnam.

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