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How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You sneak behind it and hit a shovel across its head.

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Chuck Norris once punched a horse in the chin. Nearby people were disgusted at this act and immediately reported him for animal abuse. Today he is in prison

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there is a woman named shannen. she is happily married and has children.

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man was playing with his little toddler. the man put his thumb through his fingers and said "got your nose" the baby laughed. the cops then burst down his door and arrested him for robbery of personal items. they werent laughing.

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What's worse than not receiving presents on Christmas Day? Being forced to consume your own flesh

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If I have 10 ice cubes and you have 11 apples how many pankackes can fit on the roof? Purple because alians do not wear hats./

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Two men are in a bar. One of them turns to the other one and says, "I've slept with your mom." The other one replies "Go home dad you're drunk."

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a man texted his wife saying "hey sexy, how was your day?(;" unfortunately, she never replied because she got in a cr accident and died from texting while driving.

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How do you get a clown off a swing Hit it with an axe.

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What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

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What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

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There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They were all of equal intelligence.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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What's white and looks like a refrigerator? A baseball

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KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

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Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

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What did one muffin say to the other muffin... Nothing they are muffins.

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Dubstep < Music

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There are 263 birds on a fence, a farmer shot 1 how many are left? 0 the rest flew away.

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School

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A horse walks into a bar... just kidding the doors were to smal.l

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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