I need a good anti joke....

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

I get no respect at all. That's because I am a liar and a thief with no redeeming qualities.

What's stupid and a waste of time? Anti joke .com because people on here are too ignorant and serious cuz it's not funny. It's anti joke G-Dang it. Come on seriously

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Why did i drink 4 sodas? Because i was thirsty

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

How do you kill zombie Jesus? You can't.

The man with a long history of Alzheimer's once said: Roses are red, Violets are blue, Cheese n' toast

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

What is 9 + 10? 21

Answer The Following!! Q: How Do You Kill Bee?? Q: What Do You Call A Bee Who Live In America?? Q: Why Don't You Give Elsa A Balloon??

You know whats funnier than 24? What? 25.

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

1 + 1 = 3

how do you make the president cry ?? shoot his family !!

Penis

Q. did u see Stevie wonders new house A. no me. neither did he

What did the black kid get for Christmas? A bike that his father paid for with the salary he made as an accountant at a local bank.

Q: Whats better than getting raped by a dog? A: Getting raped by a cat.

knock knock. Who's There? Cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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