- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? Shoes

What happened when a boy used the wrong punctuation and grammar, plus forgot how to spell the word know? i dont ;now!!!!!!!!!

What worse that punching a baby? Stabing one.

A man walks up to a horse and asks, "why the long face?" The horse stares back at him, blankly. The man then sits and ponders his life, sad that he now tries to communicate with horses and realizes that his eccentricity is probably the reason his marriage failed.

What is the difference between a duck? It can neither ride a bike.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

What do you get when you mix a mexican and a frenchman? A person of mixed racial heritage.

What do you do when jews take over your country? Invade Poland.

I have a black guy in my family tree? Yea, his still hanging their

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor's office? He had brain cancer.

what did the pregnant black woman say to the white man I'm pregnant

If she's old enough for jail, than shes old enough to rail.

If your flying upstream in a kayak and a wheel flys off, how many pancakes can fit into a dog house? None, because ice-cream is alergic to frogs!

Why did hitler commit suicide He looked at his gas bill

I met an Asian man in Beijing, and he had very small feet. You know why? He was a midget.

Roses Are red violets are blue I HAVE FIVE FINGERS THE MIDDLE IS FOR U

I like apples. So does Mr. Johnson from the local fruit stand.

What did the man with five penises say? I have 5 penises.

Knock, Knock... Who's there? Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

why was 6 afraid of 7? He's not.

Why did the robot cross the road? Because it was a banana.

what did the lawyer say to the doctor? hello.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

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