I just met you! And this is crazy! I just took bath salts, and yor face looks tasty!

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( o Y o )

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Al Kida and Terry Wrist walk out of jail.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

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Do you know what's not right? Left.

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I win an iPad for pooping on someone's head Answer- We have a muddaf**kin winna

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William Wright. 8 perry street Answer-Gay

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What did the man say when he was hit with a flying watermelon? Ouch.

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Asians are a lot like spongebob They're terrible at driving and good at karate.

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Why did the dude fall into a box? Because he was hit by a bus.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I doubt it thought much about this. The chicken is a simple animal, and i doubt its actions were spurred by any particular motivation.

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What is the difference between a blonde and a Mexican? Their hair color.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Person 1: What did the narwhal say to the other narwhal. Person 2: I don't know... What? Person 1: How am I supposed to know? Shortly after a serious argument breaks out.

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You know what they say about big feet... Wow, those are some big feet.

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Good to know tattletale, I remember hating you back then when you betrayed me, but I cant wait to meet you again. Anyway Nero, I am a girl, its not about sex with me, I just had to tell you, and hope you will take better care of yourself, I know you used to be worried about your looks, and I just want you to understand ill be there for you no matter what. Thanks for the kind words Nero, I know you mean them, you never hid the fact that you found me attractive, but while I did not understand then why you would ruin every nice moment by saying something cheesy or rude, I think I get it now... I know you need rest, but can I arrive as soon as possible? Ill just wait outside or something, I wont be a bother I promise.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.3

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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yo mamma's so stupid, she is not that smart.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Haikus are awesome but sometimes they don't make sense hippopotamus

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Never tell Alzheimer's jokes to old people. They will not remember them.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

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why was little johns' stomach in discomfort? because his mom accidently gave him mercury for breakfast

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