- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you melons you're dyslexic.

What's the difference between dogs and humans? 8.

What do you call a pig with one eye? A pig.

Q: What did Batman say to get robin into the Batmobile? A: Robin, get in the Batmobile!

Terrorist walked into the bar, all dead, except for a small child. The police came and asked the boy: "Boy, how I survived the blast?" The boy answered: "I'm not a boy, I am broccoli"

Why did the Filipino hate internet advertising? Because navigating around a webpage with pestering visual and audible promotions often proves cumbersome and distracting from the task at hand.

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says: why the long face? Horse: I have cancer

Fuzzy Whuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Whuzzy has no hair. Fuzzy Whuzzy has Cancer.

Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

Yo mom's so fat, she's overweight !

What do you call a giggling penguin? Personification.

How do you burn a lot of calories? Set a fat kid on fire.

What do u call a black rapper who only raps about sex and money? lil wayne

Q:Why did the booger cross the street? A:Because everyone was picking on him

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

Watch your lips.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

A black man walks up to a jewish man in a bar. They engage into a nice conversation, seeing how they were friends back in college.

what did th teacher say to the student? be quiet and do our work

Roses are red Violets are blue Your ugly

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Why didn't the man cross the road? He was paralyzed.

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