- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "Why the long face?" Unable to under stand English the horse shits on the floor and leaves

What's the difference between God and Kanye West? God doesn't think he's Kanye West.

Q: why id the bird fly away from the boy? A: cuz he was scared

There were three people on a plane, the plane crashed and they all died.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was both deaf and blind and both senses are essential to a driver

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

What is woman spelled backwards? namow.

Why did the man throw the woman off the cliffe? Tequilla.

What's 6 + 9? 15.

why did i fall? i got pushed!

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

how many babies does it take to screw in a light bulb? there are no babies they are all dead in my garage

Roses are red, Violets are violet. You guys really suck at making poems...

A sprayed behind is a clean BEHIND!

Take my wife- to the store.

why did the asain hate his life he didn't he was living a good life with large amounts of money with a very hot wife

what did the doctor say to the woman? I have 3 testicles

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

A proton and a neutron talk to each other. Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and one of them says to the other: "Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost an electron" The first atom replied, "Are you sure?" The second atom said, "Oh, wait. Never mind. I found it."

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