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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom and sits down. He suffers from severe dementia and realizes that he's been in the classroom before. A 75 year old man walks into a college classroom...

roses are red violets are blue i have deep vein thrombosis .... perpendicular albatross

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

Why did the donkey fall over Because it had A diabetic foot infection and had to have a non traumatic amputation of the lower hind leg.

Knock Knock. Who's there? God. God Who? ::Apocalypse follows::

Q: What do you get when you cross Marvel and Capcom? A: Marvel vs. Capcom.

Did the chicken cross the road? No because it was in a fenced in area like all farm animals should be

lets have sex, ok, but itll have to be anal, cuz im a guy xoxox danni

How do you kill a blonde? Put a scratch-n-sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

Why did the blonde stare at the orange juice? She was making sure there was enough sugar in it in case her diabetic son was to have an attack.

Why is the apple mushy? Because a car ran over it.

A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Why is jim retarded? Because he fucks chickens

Roses are black Violets are black Im Helen Keller WWWHHAATTTTT!?!?

What's Black white and red all over? Half a penguin

How do you have sex with hellen keller? Very sweetly

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

raping black women

What's the difference between peanut butter and jelly ? Among many things, one is made with peanut butter, the other with fruits.

Ring Ring Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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Jamie stegman has no life he is a nerd while his sister is giving him a z-j while jacob comes in and starts rubbing the lamp and then the crazy man ate the orange then farted in all of there face. NeonFAILsky xoxo

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

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