What did the beaver say to the other beaver? Nothing because beavers are wild, indigenous species thus incapable of speech.

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what did the black guy say to his friend who was on acid? man you trippin.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy? I used to be black also. My name is Michael.

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gdfhtrfcgsexdfchrthgdfggfhtdtfhdtyfgfdfcghfgdyghhyrtfgrdfdffdtgdfgfghrthfg Alzheimer's.

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Can you guess the following words? Boo*s s*x *orn g*y cu*t b*tch Answers: Books, six, horn, guy, cult, batch.

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What's worse than a truckload of dead babies? Wait a week.

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how did helen keller break her arm? reading at 100 miles per hour

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Why are hookers and babies so alike? You can have sex with both.

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What's the cutest thing about a redhead? I know, I couldnt think of anything either

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What's green and has four wheel? A tractor.

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Do you know your videogames? Test your might!: Getal Sear Molid = Metal Gear Solid. Do you get these though? Combatfrogs. Mechapoliceofficer vs The Enders. Outdoor battlers: Second encounter, speedy version. Above Average Luciano Siblings. Area of the Beginners (if you get this one u are epik!) Monkey D0ng (not so epik :P) G-one (pretty good if you get this one too) Lethal Fighting. (LETHAL FIGHTING!!!) Exploder Guy (kudos if you get it) Requirement for velocity (lol) Weeds vs the Frankensteins (decent) So how many did you get? Check the comment section for the answers.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why did the audience laugh at Chaz Bono? Because he told a funny joke.

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Your mom is so fat that she sat on a rock.

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knock knock who's there police

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How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

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If you added up all of the grains of sand in all the beaches of the world, how many would there be? Anyone?

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Matt is not funny.

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What did the lonely old man get on valentines day? Nothing, because his wife died of cancer two years ago.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

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What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF What's white and fluffy? A BUNNY What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF What's brown and fluffy? A PORCUPINE

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Knock, Knock Who's there? Joseph. Joseph who? Joseph Brown. Oh, hello Joseph! Why don't you come in? No thank you.

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there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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