- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

What's round and red? A red and round solid.

I like to eat people

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

A man walks into a bar and says "hey, it's me!". Turns out that wasn't him.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

What did the Vietnam veteran see on Christmas that changed his life? Nothing, he was blind. He continued to live his life in the same way, begging for drug money and getting bullied by all the other homeless vets.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

A muslim walks into a gay bar.

Why did the rabbit fall out of the tree? because it was dead Why did the bird fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the rabbit

how do you make a family tan? You burn them in the house.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Mind your own business.

A black guy walks into a shoe store and buys a pair of size 14 shoes. The cashier smiles and says: so is it true what they say about big feet? The black guy laughs for a moment and responds: yeah it's really hard to find socks that fit.

YOUR MOM HAS A DICK IN HER ASSCHEEKS!!!

Why couldn't the man walk? Because his leg is broken.

Why did the Jew cross the road? He was hungry and there was a McDonalds on the other side of the street.

What's the cure to Ebola? Suicide

An atheist and a Christian are sitting next to each other on the bus, however both of them believe it inappropriate to talk religion with complete strangers so neither one finds out about the others beliefs and they never see each other again.

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

What do you call a man who eats a swordfish at 11 o'clock? Dead by midnight.

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What do you call a man with no heart? Dead.

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