-When is a door not a door? -Never

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Can you see this brett? Connor

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How did the dead baby cross the road? stapled to the chickens foot.

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what is pink and fishy? pink fish.

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roses are red violets are blue i uhh umm hold on... the man with Alzheimers proceeds to think of the rest of his poem he wrote for his date, after an hour he remembers but his date has left and the staff proceed to guide him out and back to the insane asylum

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The Barackness Monster

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anti jokes aren't always funny on here

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Whats red and eats like dog? A fox.

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Q. What does McDonald's and Michael Jackson have in common? A. They both stick their meat in 13 year old buns.

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Two 50 year old men walk into eachother on the street. one was born in a hobo shack and another was born in a mansion. what did the rich one say to the poor one? Hi, whats your name?

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why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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why are black people so good at basketball? Because they can shoot steal and run and they keep brass knuckles in there waste band.

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Why does a snake have eyes? To see!

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A german police officer sees a Rabbi. Nothing happens, it's 2011

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What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

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Why did the man climb to top of the tower? To push the Jew off.

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What's the difference between a Duck and Michael Jackson? A Duck has feathers and goes "Quack quack" and Michael Jackson touches little boys......

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A flock of ostriches run into a mine field

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A fat guy walks into a bar and the bartender says, "the regular?" The fat man replies, "actually this time I wanna try something different."

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You just won the game...

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Osama Bin Laden and a monk walk into a bar. Mistaken Identity. It was the Dalai Lama, Osama is dead.

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Why do dogs lick their balls? Why? Because they can.

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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None.

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What do you call a black priest? Father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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