why was your family so sad? because you died due to your uncle's son's cousin urinating all over you as a baby causing you to sting yourself continually. did i mention you were born as a scorpion while your family members were all human beings making them neglect and throw you away in their trash when you would always climb out. your family secretly hid affection for you. back to the beginning. when you died everyone in the whole world except bill cosby got cancer at the exact moment you died, but years later (because bill cosby is immortal), he got down syndrome after everyone who was alive during your death died. that is why he goes doo dop bip babbity today.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have AIDS go get checked

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What did the scientist call a spider? An arachnid.

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Thats impossible because he cannot walk.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Drive an ax through its head.

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What did the young boy get His dad for fathers day? Nothing, his dad died from a very aggresive cancer

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A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

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Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

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Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

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How many Wal-Mart employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just one, assuming he can reach it safely.

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What's Mary short for? She's got no legs.

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jewish people aren't edible.

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What did the man say when he lost all his hair? Man: My life has been getting worse and worse ever since I developed cancer.

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Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

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ROSS G IS OBESE

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What do a squirrel and a cucumber have in common? They both cant ride bikes

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What do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you....you pull the pin and trow it back

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What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

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Why did the Jew pick up the penny? Because he dropped it

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whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

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