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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The white man who called the police and the police officers involved were sued by the family for a large sum of money.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems are pointless Refrigerator.

wHY DID WILLIAM CHEUNG LICK THE BERILLIAM FUNG, BECause it was fun!

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What do you call a man wearing a costume similar to a stereotypical ghost? A mentally disabled man on halloween.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

A cow was very inconveniently standing in the middle of a golf course. An alligator dragged the cow into a swamp. The cow dies

Q: why was the movie called the last house on the left? A: because they went to the last house that was on the left.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

A man opens his sock drawer, grabs his socks and puts them on.........He dies 5 minutes later.

Why is John gay? Because he enjoys the penis

Q. What is small, ugly and severely asthmatic? A. My younger brother. Jimmy.

If I had a gun with only 2 bullets, and was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, and you; i would shot Hitler and Osama because they committed terrible crimes

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What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

asian, do math

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

how do you confuse a blond?

why did the little boy put a bandaid on his knee. it doesn't really matter, he has cancer.

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

What the difference between water and water? Nothing, they're both water.

Where did Sally go during the explosion? Everywhere.

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