- Knock knock - I have a doorbell

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Q: Whats worse that 10 dead babies in a trash can? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans.

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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Why did the plane crash and everybody die on board? The plane crashed because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 has been charged on 3 accounts of 2nd degrees murder and 6 fears for his life.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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A man walks into a bar with an ape. The ape defecates on the floor. The bartender ordered them both out.

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3 dogs, a blue dog, a yellow dog, and a red dog. The owner was a man named Jeff. Now the blue dog was always sad so Jeff named him blue. The yellow dog was always scared so Jeff named him yellow. Now the red dog he was red because he had red fur, so Jeff named him red. One day when Jeff was reading his newspaper, he accidentally hit his coffee and it fell on the floor. Question: What did Jeff do? I don't know.

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If a tree falls on a cat in the woods, does it make a sound? Yes and no, the tree falling makes a loud noise, but the cat under it is instantly killed, preventing any sound that would of been made by the now crushed feline.

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What do you call a girl who got raped by ger dad? Casey Anthont

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do you want to hear a joke 123456789 987654321 boo!

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If I was a regular squirrel, I would be pissed at flying squirrels.

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Why didn't the boy go to school? He was sick.

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THERES AN APP FOR ANTI JOKES ? now thats not funny !

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what did the farmer say to the cowgirl that made her positive that she had a weird laugh? you have a weird laugh.

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What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

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Women.

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buttcrack thumbs up

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a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

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A black guy with his family.

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Obamacare haters

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Have you heard the deaf guitarist? He's really good.

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Tifa, seriously... You cannot look like the game character and have the same name! HEY I am craving for a bit of infamy, how about we claim that we is I! Which will make me seem completely pathetic for spending the whole night chatting with myself... Which is not bad at all actually...

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Why did the bus crash? Because the driver was a watermelon.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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