- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What is the differenc between batman and a black man? A: Batman can go out in the night with out robin

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why did the dog jump into the pool? because the cat was chasing him

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A bad decision because soccer is in their blood

Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

What do you put on top of salad? Salad Dressing.

KNOCK KNOCK! Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! Umm... Who's there? KNOCK KNOCK! OMG I SWEAR TO GOD WHO THE HECK IS THERE?!?!? KNOCK KNOCK! opens door Oh.... It was a woodpecker...

What is worse then North Korea trying to blow up everybody? Peter Griffin twerking.

What's the difference between 6th graders and Jews? 6th graders make it back from camp. :)

A man walked into a Persian dentist office. After a few hours he leaves the office with his mouth feeling much better because the oral-surgery went exeptionally well.

I'm gay. No homo.

Whats big brown and sticky A sappy oak tree

What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

A woman goes into the supermarket and buys a single banana, a canned meal for one and some ice cream. While paying for her items, the cashier looks up at her and says "I can tell you're single" "Oh yeah? How'd you know?" The woman asks. "Because you're ugly as fuck." Replies the cashier.

how many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb just 2 but it beats me how they got in there

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard -you throw them.

roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

Q: Do you know what Lady Gaga make for his birthday? A: A party

A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

A guys walks up to a drug dealing looking to score some drugs. The deal was made an the man quickly arrested the drug dealer because he was actually a undercover cop

You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

Yo mama is an upstanding member of her community.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

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