- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many one does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Why do cats burp quietly, because they aren't men

roses aren't red, violets aren't blue, they're all black, cause i'm colorblind. what about you?

Whats The Difference Between A Baby And A Watermelon ? You Can Throw One In The Air And Hit It With A Bat , And The Other Ones A Watermelon

Roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, roses are red, violets are blue, get out of the garden it's time for lunch.

Roses are red Violets are blue My dick can talk And it says it wants you

I like hats XD!

Q:When a terrorist attack happened what did the woman with the 1 leg say? A: HOP for your lives!!!!

Why did spongebob eat Patrick Because he was hungry

So, a giraffe walks into a bar and orders six martinis and shame on for wanting a punch line this giraffe needs help.

What do you call a man that goes to work every day to provide for his family? A spoon

What happens when a PC gamer without a mic rages? ASDKFHQIUEWHASKZNF9324Y8PTWFSDIUHASDFADSFUFKASJDF843QADKJVNCXT%$W(ESDHDSFAAASDFASKLDFU8EWADSdsfalsdkjfhuewanzxcAJSKDFUIEW

Knock knock Who's there? Bob Bob who? Bob Matthews.

What do you call a fat guy falling down stairs Japan suffering.

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If Daniel has 3 concaved man boobs, and Isabelle has 13 homosexual friends, what is the ratio of dolphins to African rapists? Wenis, because Jimmy was raped last night.

CHICKEN it is a chickenly chickeny food we eat WRONG

How do you make a baby float? Take your foot of its head.

Pickup line: Boy: Hey, do you have a library card? Girl: Yes

What do you call the alarm system in a failing inner-city school? A dumbbell!

What's the difference between a pile of bricks and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of bricks in my basement.

What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

What's green and goes 100 miles an hour? a green racing car

Stranger: Greetings. House-owner: No, you were supposed to say, "Knock, Knock". Stranger: Fine. Knock, knock... House-owner: Nobody's home. Stranger: These quirks are really getting on my nerve. Silly antics only serve to frustrate me. Oh, the irony!

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