- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the priest say to the kid? You can tell your dog but nobody else, ok?

Why did the old man fall off a bicycle? He had a fridge thrown at him.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

A black woman sits down in the front of a bus.

Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

"knock knock" "ill get it honey" "no stay in the kitchen bitch!"

Why couldn't the old man read the street sign? Because there were no words. Just an arrow designating a trun up ahead.

roses are red violets are blue i have a penis get in the bed

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't make sense. Refrigerator.

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What did the T-rex say to the velociraptor? Dinosaurs are extinct.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light bulb? blacks don't work

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

I like hats XD!

what's the difference between a white man and a black man? their skin color

How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

black guy graduating high school

A man spots Bill Murray at a restaurant in Los Angeles. He proceeds to tell his friends the story, who in turn believe him, as the story is plausible.

You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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