A man walks in to a bar and says "ouch."

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If you say woman really fast it sounds like make me a sandwich.

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Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late, great surrealist artist Salvatore Dali mistook them for clocks.

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What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A human pretending to be a dog A human pretending to be a dog who? Errr...I mean...woof

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What is better than winning the gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded

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miley cyrus

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A mother and her kid are in a park: Kid: Why did the chicken go to jail? Mother: Because the chicken killed your father... Now we are broke living in a park and I'm gonna kill myself at noon, and so are you. Kid: I'm not doing that, and neither are you and Daddies over their! The dad is a zombie, this is the beginning of the zombie apocalypses. THE END!!! PUPPIES!!!!!!!!!

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had a serious alcohol problem that gave him violent tendencies.

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I just flew in from Chicago and boy are my legs cramped

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Why did the egg crossed the road? If X = chicken and C = the speed of light, then 2 to the power of the road which is 12 feet across times X/C = egg

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Mcfly: Doc! i have to tell you about the future! Doc: Ok.

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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what did the jaguar and the girl have in common? Spots, the girl had the chicken pox

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There was a baby, and it wouldnt stop crying. So the mom shook it and shook it. Then it stopped crying.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have 5 fingers The middle one is for you

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What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

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I watched the news yesterday and they were talking about the conflict in Libya. I changed the channel.....

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Chuck Norris. I'm Done. That's my joke.

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Q: Why can't Eric drive a car? A: Because Eric is a rock

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test

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Once upon a time there were seven dwarfs. They were named Steven, Jason, John, Peter and Alfred.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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