- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the farmer cry after a phone call? he just found out his wife just died of lung cancer

What do you get if your mailman drops your letter in black paint? Blackmail

Whats the square root of x^2? Variables cant be gay

I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

knock knock whos there? the police, your under arrest

Two penguins were taking a bath. One said "pass the soap." The second penguin replied, "What do you think I am, a typewriter?"

Whas the difference between a boy going to a camp and a jewish boy going to camp? The jewish boys does not come back.

What did the man say halfway through his sponsored trek across the Sahara desert? Well this was a dumb idea

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What happened when the teacher told the class to be quite? The class was quite.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock Who`s there? Not Suzie

Why did the blond do so horribly on the SAT's? She was pulled outside halfway through her testing session by the school janitor who molested and murdered her in the bathroom.

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

Have you heard the one about the three tailed salamander that fell off a bridge? I haven't either.

Ms. Smoot's class

What has legs but may never walk? A Vietam Vet

A blonde, a brunette and a red head engage in a discussion on World politics. The brunette says she would like to see politicians paying more attention to the environment. The red head says she would like to see improvements in the economy. The blonde says she has to poop.

what do you get when you have unprotected sex with a hooker? an orgasm

How are Steve Jobs and The iPhone the same? They got progressively thinner over time.

What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

Q: What's worse than being forced to eat your veggies? A: Being forced to kill your parents with a carrot.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? To get home.

What's green and has wheels? Grass, I was joking about the wheels.

Why did the deer die Because Jupiter is incapable of supporting life

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