Why aren't there alligators in a bookstore? Because alligators would pose a danger to customers.

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Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocost

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What do you do if a Polish soldier throws a hand-grenade at you? Run.

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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"We have such clean water we drink and do a lot of other stuff with it" The American said. "What other stuff do you do with your clean water" The African Child said. "Well we take showers in and we go to bathroom with it" The American said. "So let me get this straight you even take a Shit in it to" The African Child said.

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What did the orphan get for christmas? Tuberculosis

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What do you do when you see Godzilla? You offer him ice cream.

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So an Indian walks into a bar and says: ? ?? ??? ?????? ??? ??? ? ??? ??? ??????

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Remember when the whole country was sad because Marget Thatcher died? No, me neither.

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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You should never talk to strangers.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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What's wrong with woman Everything

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W.N.B.A.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken crossed the road accidentaly as chickens are absent minded.

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Q: What did the alcoholic get for his Birthday?\ A: A Jail Sentence

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Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a dead baby? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage

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What's worse than an explosion? A nuclear explosion.

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If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

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What do you call a black man sitting on his porch in the middle of the night playing a guitar? A Musician.

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Q: Why don't gingers have souls? A:Ginger is a root that consumed whole as a delicacy, medicine, or spice. Why would it have a soul?

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Why is it impossible to travel faster than the speed of light? Because it travels pretty darn fast.

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Whats the difference between a bad skydiver and a bad golfer? The bad golfer looses the game, drives home, and falls asleep. The bad skydiver dies in a terrible accident.

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Did you hear about the guy that dropped the soap in prison? He apparently gripped it a bit too tightly causing it to slip out of his hands, but managed to pick it up promptly and finish showering with no further incidence.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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