- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his brother im dying of leukemia.

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

Emily Brunelle is skinny

A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

milk,eggs,butter,deodorant,chocolate syrup,chile powder,dildo,bacon

What has one eye but cannot see? A brick with an eye drawn on it

what do you call a man who makes fun of womens rights? Single

Yo momma eats healthy, exercises regularly and is likely in decent physical condition.

why am i on this site? cause its funny

What do you get if you cross a sheep and a kangeroo??? ... A sheep cannot be crossed with a kangaroo because the genes from sheep cannot work with genes from a kangaroo to produce hybrid sheegaroos or kangareeps.

What do you call a pack of black people. Nothing you racist -_-

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

A man goes to his doctor and his doctor says, "I've got good news and bad news, which do you want first?" The man says, "The good news." The doctor says, "You were supposed to say the bad news, now you've ruined the joke."

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Knock knock. Death.

A-B-C-D-E-F-G-R-U-D-T-F With me

Why did suzy drop her popsicle? She was trampled by a homosexual moose.

What did the boy tell the girl at recess? An anti-joke

The man who invented the teleprompter has died at the age of 91. When President Obama heard the news, he was speechless.

two parrots are seated on a perch. One turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?"

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

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What would you do for a Klondike bar? I'd go all the way to the store and buy one.

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